shrek x reader

ch 6 i think

"Teump!" Shrek ran over to him and blushed, messing with his fingers and trump laughed.

"I just saw you guys on the beach so I thought I'd come and join you all ,he said

You glared at trump, filling with anger since he interrupted your romantic proposal to shrek. What good was it to have him divorce his wife if he didnt even end up with you? You had to find a way to make yourself more attractive than trump

More attractive than trump?? That's IMPSOIBLE!!!1!1!!1

"Hey shrek!" You said and he turned around "what"

"Marry me shrek! I'm so much better than your wife and trump, she doesnt like you and trump could never move you like I love u even if he is rly thicc"

Shrek stared at you with wide eyes and his face slowly started to redden. Trump laughed, breaking the awkward silence

"I dont like shrek anyway lol I just came to say hi and flex my 12 pack" he ripped off his shirt and the sun suddenly started going back up to shine down on his oily orange skin. Wow hes so perfect.

He ascended into heaven and you and shrek were alone you were embarrased about the misunderstanding but shrek didnt seem to mind as he slowly started walking back toward you.

"Shrek senpai...?" You asked curiously. But he put his fat green finger to your lips and shushed you quietly. "Dont worry baby imma take good care of you, I dont need my wife or kids anymore I just need you."