𝕮𝖔𝖗𝖕𝖘𝖊 𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖉 ✯ DISCONTINUED!

Mr. Corpse's enemy

Raven's / your pov
I woke up and slowly opened my eyes, I sat up and whatever I was sitting on felt squishy. I looked down and saw I was sitting on Mr. Corpse's tummy. I laid back down on him with our tummies touching and I stared at Mr. Corpse's sleeping face. I booped his nose and placed my tiny hands of his cheeks, I squished his face gently around. He woke up and started opening his eyes a little and saw me squishing his face around. I smiled and continued squishing, he chuckled and wrapped his arms around my back. "You're so adorable" he said smiling, I leaned forward and kissed his nose, I felt my face heat up and got shy, sat up on his tummy again. Mr. Corpse went red on his cheeks and nose too, "Y-you're wed" I said quietly, he chuckled "Haha, you're red too" he said. "I am?" I said.

"Hehe, yup" he said and kissed my nose, I felt my face get even warmer.

Then, I randomly thought of making something...

"Can we make cookies?" I asked, I loved baking cookies and it was one of the only things I knew to cook because my friend at the orphanage knew how and showed me. "Sure" he replied. I looked at the time on the nightstand, 9 am. I got off Mr. Corpse and slid off the bed onto my feet. I grabbed my little phone to type then went to the bathroom to go get ready for the day, I changed into a white t shirt, big (f/c) hoodie, baggy black sweatpants, and white high ankle socks. I washed my face and brushed my teeth, I left the bathroom and saw Mr. Corpse in the kitchen. He was changed into a big black hoodie, grey joggers, and white high ankle socks as well. He had his phone in one hand and foil on the counter with a...knife?

The flash turned on from the camera and he started talking, sounding insane. "I am a man who can do simple tasks, like opening foil and not fuck it up and not cut it with a knife a million times, that's not me" he said. I stayed and stood watching from the bathroom door, he then started laughing like a maniac and screamed "I FUCKING HATE FOIL!!". I just stood there stil with a shocked and confused face, what's wrong with Mr. Corpse???

He laughed again and picked up the knife and stabbed the foil while chuckling, then threw the foil at the wall on the other side of the room. I was still like (・・?) and slowly backed away into the kitchen.

I got a pan from a cabinet as I was searching for the stuff I'll need. A sheet of parchment paper, knife, spatula, measuring cups, baking soda, baking powder, salt, sugar, flour, butter, brown sugar, vanilla extract, eggs, and chocolate chips. (Btw, yes these are actual ingredients to make cookies) I also grabbed a chair and put it next to the counter so I could put everything on the counter and reach.

Once I had all the ingredients and equipment I needed I walked to Mr. Corpse who was sitting in the couch playing on his phone. I shook his knee with my hand and he looked over at me, his eyes widened a little, then he burst out in laughter...

I must've forgotten something, oh wait-

I still had the knife in my hand.

I guess I scared Mr. Corpse (No fucking duh child, you're a 7 year old that walked up to him with a knife in hand smiling)

Anyways, I grabbed his hand with the hand that didn't have a knife in it and dragged him with me to the kitchen.

I got back up on the chair and got the butter and knife that was already in my hand, I sliced a square of butter off and put it in the bowl, then measured the milk and poured it into the bowl, cracked the eggs without getting shell in the bowl, and finally put in the vanilla extract and mixed it together. I had Mr. Corpse do the dry ingredients since it was easier, I told him how much to put in and told him to mix the dry ingredients together afterwards.

Now we mixed the wet and dry ingredients together and scooped the dough into balls then lay them of the sheet of parchment paper that was on the pan. I made sure Mr. Corpse evenly spaced them out, then I opened the open and pointed to the middle slot in the oven and closed it when he put the pan in. I set the oven to 350° for 10 minutes. I washed my hands and Mr. Corpse did the same. "Wow, where'd you learn to bake cookies?" he asked, "Fwend taught me many times" I replied.

Corpse's / Atticus' pov
I really hope we won't be setting the apartment on fire and that the cookies will taste good. After about 10 minutes of waiting, the oven beeped signaling the cookies were ready and the oven turned off itself. Ray jumped up and opened the oven, she took the pan out with mittens and placed it on the countertop. (it was heat safe dw)

I walked over and she told me to wait a couple minutes fir the cookies to cool. She got off the chair and went to the dish rack a then grabbed two glasses. She placed the glasses on the counter and got milk from the fridge. She poured milk into both glasses and put the milk back, she slid a glass to me and got a plate. She took the cookies with her hands and placed all 16 cookies on the plate.

"Go ahead" she said softly and smiled, I smiled back and took a cookie, when I bit into it it was...a m a z i n g. It was soft warm and gooey in the middle but not uncooked, and crispy on the edges but not burnt. "Mmhm, Ray these are so good" I seriously didn't expect the cookies to be so good. I've had great cookies but, these were different and bested the rest. I sighed, "Man I'm so glad I adopted you" I said as we laughed a little then we hugged. She smiled and ate some cookies too. "Dip it in milk" she whispered, I dipped it in milk and the cookie didn't fall apart because of its crispy outer edge, I took a bite and it was even better.

I ate 4 of my cookies and saved the rest for late and she had 3 saving the rest as well. We finished our milk and put all the used and dirty dishes in the sink. We washed the dishes and dried ou hands. "Cookies for breakfast? Wow I feel special" I laughed, she smiled. It was now 1 pm and getting near nap and job time. We sat on the couch and Raven texted me "Why were you screaming, stabbing and, throwing foil?'. I facepalmed, "You saw that?" she nodded slight squinting at me. "I hate tin foil, it's my enemy" I said.

A/N: sorry this one is bad but I will be making another chapter today since I didn't finish this one yesterday also, the tin foil reference was from @ThatonePerson913