Joe Biden x Reader

Date in the park

After a wonderful sleep with the guy, you think you love, you finally wake up. You roll over to see he's not there. But you do notice a note on the table. You decide to get up and walk over to read it.

"Hey Beautiful"

" I have to go to a conference with Kamala, but I'm planning on taking you on a date around 2:00. I left you an outfit for you to try on and I know it will look perfect on you. Have an amazing day."

"-Joe"

He left an outfit for me? That's the cutest thing ever. You walk over to the closet and notice the outfit that you've wanted to buy for the past few months but couldn't afford. Did he know? if so, how? You felt the urge to check the price tag, but it wasn't there. You automatically look it up online. He spent 3,000?! on me?! I can't believe it. You decide to call your best friend after making her wait for a day. "Omg Y/N,  how did it go?" You start to tell her everything. You end up talking for a few hours and it's already 1:30 "Omg I need to go, Joe's picking me up in 30 minutes." you say. You hang up and start to get ready for your date.

You somehow get finish getting ready and get a text from Joe

"I'm waiting for you outside whenever you're ready."

You race downstairs and open the door. He's in a leather jacket with his famous sunglasses (basically what he's wearing in the pic above) "Hey beautiful." he says with a smile. He gives you the flowers he has in his hand " Awww they're so beautiful!" you say. "Just like you." he says with a smile. You both get into the car and drive to the park. You can't help but think, "How is it possible that a man like this just exists?" "He's just so perfect."

You get to the park and you notice he has a blanket and a picnic basket in his hand. "Omg," you think to yourself. "This is the most romantic thing I've ever seen." You get to a good spot and he lays the blanket down on the grass and you both sit down. " Would you like a pb&j or a turkey sandwich?" he asks. ( pick the one you want.) "here you go." he says as he hands you the sandwich. By the time you both finish your sandwiches, you are practically cuddling. You hear a familiar voice behind you. "JUST KISS ALREADY!" You both turn around to see your bestie with a few of her friends dressed like boys. " She did not just do that." you think to yourself. " I think we should listen to them." he says with a smile. I shouldn't be this nervous but I can't help it. You two kiss. It feels so magical. Like you are the only ones in the world. However, you get reminded that your not, by the screams of your friends behind you. " I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY KISSED!" Both of you start to laugh. "I'm gonna go talk to them real quick" you say.

 You get up and walk over to them. As soon as your there, someone whispers to you " He just watched your ass walk away." You all laugh. "But seriously," you say. "Why are you here?" " How could we not be here?" all of them say. You roll your eyes. " Um Y/N?" your bestie says "Yeah?" just as you say that a hand comes around your waist, you blush. You turn around, " Hey joe" That wasn't Joe.  It was that racist pumpkin. " Wtf do you want you fucking cheeto." You look around for joe but you couldn't see him. That orange bastard leans in to kiss you.  You finally did what you wanted to do all your life. Kick him in his wrinkly balls. He dropped to the ground and rolled down the hill. "Holy shit." you hear someone say. You turn around to see everyone's mouth wide open. You finally see Joe standing next to you. "That was the most badass thing I've ever seen." he says "I'll be right back I need to call security."

 He walks over to trumps half-dead body and kicks it. Everyone laughs. In a few seconds, you see a big black van pull up. All of your friends are fighting over how hot the security guys are. They finally drag trump into the van and Joe walks up to you. "I just got a call that I need to go to Delaware." " Wait what? Why?" you ask confused. "I need to go to give my victory speech." "Oh." you say disappointed. "And I want you to come with me." he says with a smile. Did he just invite me? "I would love to."  " I'm sorry but I need to go right now, ill give you the money to fly there or whatever you need." " Oh Joe you don't have to." he hands you $100 and gives you a peck on the cheek. "Bye beautiful." You start to blush as you see him walk over to the van. Before he gets in he gives you a wink. Before you can even do anything someone starts to talk.

"Soooooooo?" "So what?" you say. "Are you going to Delaware?" "Of course I am. why would I not?" " And could you maybe......" someone starts to say. "maybe what?" you ask " Ask him to set me up with someone rich?" "You're actually ridiculous" you tell them. You get in the car and drive home.