Because I have nothing else to do rn🤠
1. What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
2. Why did the bike fall over?
It was two tires.
3. What does a nosey pepper do?
Gets jalapeno buisness.
4. Why cant your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
5. What do you call shoes made of banana peels?
Slippers
6. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one
7. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It was fine-he woke up
8. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost?
A poultry-geist
^Wtf does that even-💀
9. If athletes get athletes foot, what do elves get?
Mistle toes
10. Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed
I hope you got a good laugh outta that😃👍🏾
If you didn't, thats tuff🧍🏾♀️🧍🏾♀️🧍🏾♀️
C U L8ter ma ghee🥶🥶🥶
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Random"Stop it, it's too much monkey business going down." In which I act like a crackhead because why the heck not.
