Porgs: a Star Wars story

Darth Porg

It was a beautiful sunny morning on the planet of Ahch-to. The island of the porgs is filled with the chirps and squawks of the fuzzy winged creatures. It's here we find our good friend Zippy the porg. He's sitting on the beach enjoying the morning sun and eating his hearty breakfast of fish. When all of a sudden a big metal something descended down from the sky. It looked like a droid but it was no droid that the porgs have encountered before. Normally the porgs might scatter if something like this would disturb them too much but this droid landed on the beach and took up residence in the sand. The porgs annoy this thing as it plants itself firmly in the sand. All the porgs except Zippy. He was always a curious little porg and today is no exception. He stops eating his fish and waddles over to the droid. 

Some of the other porgs squawk at him, telling him to leave the thing alone but Zippy ignores them. He approaches the droid to see what it really looks like and what it's really made of. This droid is clearly bigger then he is and it will take a while for the little guy to examine it. He finds a part of the droid that looks like a compartment. An entrance into the droid that is just big enough for a porg to squeeze inside. Maybe he'll find some answers if he goes in this compartment. He waddles inside to get a better look. As soon as Zippy is fully engulfed in this droid compartment something bad happens. The opening closes behind him and locks him inside. He's trapped inside the droid. 

He just wanted a better look at it but now he can't get out. As soon as the poor little porg is trapped inside this droid the robot starts to rise off the ground. The droid floats up into the sky away from the island. Some of the other porgs want to help but there is no way they can defeat that droid. Zippy does everything he can to break the droid and get himself free but it is no use. The droid flies off into the atmosphere and leaves the planet of Ahch-to behind. The droid travels through space at light speed on to a different planet with its fluffy captive in distress. Zippy is quite scared now as he imagines all the bad places this thing could be taking him. 

The droid soars through the blackness of space until it reaches the planet of Mustafar. A planet brimming with molten hot magma. Zippy can feel the heat from this planet from inside the droid. Finally the droid reaches the final destination. A big dark castle in the center of a lava river. The droid enter the castle through an entrance duct. Once it's inside the castle the droid opens up and pushes Zippy out. The porg stumbles out of the droid to find he has been pushed into a glass box. It's a different kind of imprisonment but at least he can see things now. Zippy can see lights shining upon him. and through the light he sees a figure. That figure is Darth Sidious. An old wrinkly man wearing a black hooded cloak. Zippy is very frightened by this old man and he has good reason to be.

"Finally after all this time I have captured a porg." Darth Sidious states with a grumbly gravely voice. "Most beings don't know this but the porgs are very powerful. The ancient sith theorized that the porgs were the source of all the force energy in the universe. So much force power trapped inside such a small being. A perfect candidate for my new apprentice. From now on you will be known as Darth Porg and we will rule the galaxy in the name of the sith." He explains creepily. 

Zippy squawks out in scared defiance but Sidious doesn't understand him. He doesn't understand porg speak. A medical droid comes out of the shadows and approaches Zippy. this medical droid will do its best to transform him into Darth Porg. The medical droid uses superglue to glue a black metal helmet to the porgs head. The helmet was porg sized made especially for him. The droid also glues a little black cape to his back. Zippy tries to resist him but he's not strong enough to fight against the medical droid. The last thing the droid does is superglue as small metal stick to Zippy's right wing. With this the transformation is complete. Zippy is now Darth Porg. Zippy's not happy about it though. He looks at the silver stick in his wing and wonders what it could possibly be. He flaps his wing a little bit and all of a sudden a red glowy stick shoots out of the metal. The red stick is hot bright and makes this spooky humming sound. Zippy doesn't like it at all.