(Darth Vader Enters The Chat Room)
(Rey Enters The Chat Room)
(Boba Fett Enters The Chat Room)
(C-3PO Enters The Chat Room)
(Kylo Ren Enters The Chat Room)
Rey: So this is the infamous Chat Room I've heard so much about? Quite odd.
Kylo Ren: Yes it is, rather, it's more interesting than I thought.
Rey: Hold on there Kylo! How did you get here?
Kylo Ren: I was going to ask the same thing.
Vader: Welcome to the club. No one knows why we're here, just that we are.
C-3PO: Excuse me, master, might I remind you that you have a 3:00 appointment for, oh! Dear me, I'm back here.
Vader: Yes, it appears so.
C-3PO: Hold on, where is that R2? He never shows up to these things. He's always missing out, I guess he's just not worthy of this sort of thing anyhow.
Kylo Ren: Are we just going to ignore the fact that Darth Vader is still alive?
Rey: I was wondering the same thing. Darth Vader, what brings you here?
Vader: I do not know who you are. C-3PO, do you know these people?
C-3PO: Yes, I can say that I do. Kylo Ren is your grandson.
Vader: My grandson?
C-3PO: Yes, that is correct, master.
Vader: What? I don't have a grandson.
C-3PO: Yes you do, he's right here?
Vader: Kylo Ren, who is your mother?
Kylo Ren: Today has been really strange. Anyhow, I'll still answer you. My mother goes by the name Princess Leia. Your daughter.
Vader: What? Who's your father?
Kylo Ren: Han Solo.
Vader: OH HELL NO!
Kylo Ren: Don't worry, he's been taken care of.
Vader: That is good to hear.
Rey: How are you here Vader? You died decades ago.
Vader: I haven't died yet. I'll never die. The force is strong with me.
Kylo Ren: I thought you died when the second Death Star Blew up.
Vader: What? It's destroyed now? Why haven't I been notified?
Rey: It happened years ago. It was when the Rebels launched an attack on the Moon Of Endor, or at least as far as legend tells us.
Vader: Hold on. What year is this?
Rey: I'm not sure. Kylo do you know this?
Kylo Ren: It's 35 ABY.
Vader: How can this be? Who's behind this? Is this some sort of trick?
C-3PO: I'm afraid it isn't, this place appears to be timeless.
Vader: How can this be? I can't handle this right now. I need to go process these thoughts.
*Vader Has Left The Chatroom*
Rey: How did he do that?
C-3PO: Do as I do, ma'am.
*C-3PO Has Left The Chatroom*
Rey: How hard can this be?
*Rey Has Left The Chatroom*
Kylo Ren: So... This is boring.
*Kylo Ren Has Left The Chatroom*
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Another Star Wars Chat Room
FanfictionAre they sitting in a room talking? Are they online in a chat room? We will never know. All we know is that funny conversations will take place in a far away galaxy... Another one inspired me to write this one hope you all like!!!!! Young veiwers be...
