Another Star Wars Chat Room

Part 15,

(C-3PO Enters The Chat Room)
(Mace Windu Enters The Chat Room)
(Yoda Enters The Chat Room)
(Rey Enters The Chat Room)
(Han Solo Enters The Chat Room)

Mace Windu: Hey, what's the big idea here? How did I get here anyways?

C-3PO: That seems to be a mystery.

Rey: Mace Windu, is that really you? I've only heard of you through legends and folklore.

Mace Windu: Folklore? What do you mean?

Rey: You were alive but hundreds of years ago.

Mace Windu: What are you talking about? I'm still alive.

Yoda: So it seems. Times many have I been here.

Yoda: Timeless this place is. What it is, I cannot say.

Rey: C-3PO how old are you to begin with?

C-3PO: I'm approximately 35 years old, however, most of my body is approximately 112 years old. So my age in your terms are unclear.

Rey: So that means you must've been here before, right?

C-3PO: That is correct.

Rey: Then you have the answer to our questions.

C-3PO: What would those questions be?

Rey: Where are we?

C-3PO: It's against my programming to say.

Rey: However you do know, don't you?

C-3PO: I do, in a sense.

Mace Windu: Well on with it then. What is this place?

C-3PO: It's against my programming to say any more.

Han Solo: Alright, buddy. I've heard enough. Either you tell us where we are or I'll personally tear you apart and find out myself!

C-3PO: That's all I'm going to say. Goodbye.

*C-3PO Has Left The Chatroom*

Rey: Mace Windu, have you any ideas?

Mace Windu: I haven't the slightest idea.

Yoda: Get C-3PO, we must. The answer he is sure to have.

Rey: I wonder... Yoda, haven't you been here before? You've been around for hundreds of years.

Yoda: True it is. Been here I have not. Not before this started a few months ago I haven't.

Han Solo: Wait, you mean to tell me that we're just going to be teleported here without rhyme or reason? 

Mace Windu: Also, last time I was here, I noticed the fact that we lose our memories of this place the moment we leave.

Rey: I do remember that, yes.

Rey: Hold on, I have an idea.

Han Solo: What is it?

*Rey Stretches Her Arms Out And Has A Look Of Concentration In Her Eyes*

*Suddenly, They Hear The Sound Of Metal Scraping And Cracking All Around, Then A Loud Thud Can Be Heard And The Sound Ends.*

*Soon Afterwards, Alarms Begin Blaring And A Sharp Robotic Voice Is Heard Over The Alarms:*
Voice: ATTENTION ALL *beeep* THE SERVERS ARE SHUTTING DOWN!

Han Solo: What the hell was that siren all about?

Mace Windu: I have no idea. Maybe 'They' don't want us to know.

Rey: What's happening to me?!?!?

*Rey Has Left The Chat*
*Rey Has Been Banned From The Chat*

Voice: ATTENTION EVERYONE, THE SERVERS ARE SHUTTING DOWN!

*Mace Windu Has Left The Chat*

*Han Solo Has Left The Chat*

*Yoda Has Left The Chat*