Amos: no smart appliances in this house. absolute freaking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time i ate breakfast or whatever the heck
Amos: don't need my gosh dang microwave to snitch to the nsa
Amos: if i am somehow forced to own a smart appliance (likely due to lack of availability) i will figure out how to take the computer out and make it dumb
Kiho: lobotomize your coffeemaker
