Better Bonding Next Time

Warnings:The following fic contains slash, incest, violence, semi-noncon,dubcon and male/male smut. If this is the sort of thing you're notinto, you've been warned and you probably shouldn't read it. If youare, then by all means: enjoy.

Fandom:Phineas and Ferb

Paring:Roger/Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Rating:Very NC-17

BetterBonding Next Time

Theblueprints were starting to blur into each other. How long had hebeen awake now? Two maybe three days? Calloused, bony palms were duginto the reassesses of lined, shadowed blue eyes in an attempt topull the wicked tiredness from his body out his very sockets. He knewit was probably about time to take a break even if it wasn't onewhere he'd actually stop to lay down. At the very least, he couldstart himself a new pot of coffee and perhaps after a cup or two he'dbe able to put the finishing touches on his newest scheme.

Hehad just finished setting the coffee pot to brew when the doorbellrang. Swinging around to look at the clock thinking it was far toolate for company he was shocked to find that it was barely past ninePM. Not sleeping was eating at his ability to properly gauge when itwas. If he stayed up too much longer – judging where he was mightstart going as well. Still, it was a tad late for company and he knewit couldn't be his ex-wife or his daughter as both had taken a tripto D.C. for the week. Company wasn't just something he got a lot ofunless it was beating down his door.

Sothinking someone simply had the wrong apartment, he trudged out ofthe kitchen, across his living room toward the door. Whoever wasbehind it was just going to have to deal with the fact that his blackshirt was wrinkled and his lab coat still had singe marks from failedattempts earlier in the day.

Thebell rang again just before he got his hand upon the doorknob and hissqueak-guttery voice growled out as he pulled it open, ''I heard youthe first time. What do you want?''

''Heinz,''a much smoother, purposely devoid of accent tone purred at him. ''Isthat any way to greet your baby brother?''

Doof'seyes widened slightly as he took in the form of his younger brotherstanding outside his door perfectly dressed in a tailored blue suitthat showed off his broad shoulders and only accented the smug grinon his face.

''Roger,''Heinz said dryly. ''It's late. What do you want?''

''Youmean to tell me sharing my company with family has a curfew?'' Rogerlaughed and didn't wait for an actual invite to shoulder his way pasthis smaller, older brother and step into the pent house. With bighands on his lapels, he looked slightly behind him at Heinz stillholding the door open, taking in the way his brother's posture saggedlike he had all the weight of the would on his slim shoulders and thetired, bothered look in his lined eyes. He tsked, ''Heinz, you lookpositively worn out. Have you been sleeping?''

''No,''Doof answered and sighed as he pushed the door shut, ''and since whendid you care about my well being? Look, I'm touched you feel likesharing your personality with me but I'm really busy and I only haveso much time to get my project done so ...could you come backlater?''

''Areyou making coffee, Heinz? I'd love a cup!'' Roger completely ignoredhis brother's request to leave and disappeared from the living room.''You know, this really is quite a spacious place for someone wholives alone.''