"Hello is that Scotland?"
"Aye 'tis me, wee Brother" came the sarcastic voice of Arthur's big brother, Alistor "what do ye want ye posh twat?"
"Shut up and listen, Mum wants to see us all, she said she has a surprise" replied Arthur
Alistor hung up. What could mother's surprise be?
*Time skip to the Kirkland house
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Alistor walked into the room containing his three brothers
"Bore da" chirped Dylan as he entered.
"You're late" interrupted Sion
"Children, we're not here to argue," said Brittany (their mother) as she politely declined one of Arthur homemade (homeburnt) scones.
"Anyway, you're probably wondering why I've asked you all to come here" she carried on "well, I've decided to enter you all into Hogwarts!"
The brothers all stared at their mother
"Why?" Asked Arthur
"Well, as you may or may not know, Voldimort has returned and a boy called Harry is the only one know can kill him"
"Bloody hell that Wanker's back" said the every gentlemanly Arthur.
"So you want us to make sure nothing happens to him?" Asked Sion
"Yes, thank you for being the voice of reason Sion" praised Brittany "Anyway there are rules in hogwarts that you must follow because if you get expelled then iI'm disowning you. One, no technology" she plucked the mobile phone out of Arthur's hand, who was in the middle of texting Lukas and Vladimir the news "Two, no alcohol" she glared at Alistor who simply gave his mother an innocent shrug "and three, NO DARK MAGICK!" All of her sons awww'd in disappointment
"Wait, mam, dontchya have to be, like, a kid to go to Hogwarts?" Asked Dylan
"Well if course we can use a bit of dark magick for that" giggled Brittania evily.
NOTES!
I'm using human names because it's easier. In case you don't know:
Arthur= England
Alistor= Scotland
Dylan= Wales
Sion= N.Ireland
Brittany= Mother Britannia
Lukas= Norway
Vladimir= Romania
Bore da is Welsh for good day
Also this is set in Harry's 5th year
Sorry for any mistakes
Any ideas are appreciated :)
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Kirkland brothers at hogwarts?!
FanfictionThe dark lord Voldimort is out killing people, the only one who can defeat him is Harry. Therefore the Kirkland brothers attend hogwarts to protect harry... OR DO THEY?!
