Kirkland brothers at hogwarts?!

Part Cinco

Notes
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Прервет! Sorry if my chapters haven't been very long as of yet, I'm not very inspired (~_~;) however I shall try and make future chapters longer. This chapter will probably suck because I have a tad of writers block so yeah...
Enjoy （≧∇≦）
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"I can't believe your brother's in Slytherin" grumbled Ron to the Scottish red head. "To be fair, I saw it coming, you only met him on the train but I've known him since he was a wee baby... he's always been a twat" Laughed Alistor.
Over on the Ravenclaw table, a particular Northern Irishman was being harassed by a wide-eyed blonde girl. "You really should get rid of those nargles" she said in a whimsical tone "they mess up your brain".
"How do you suppose u get rid of them' eat a honey badger?" Sion answered sarcastically
"Oh no! don't do that, honey badgers just take what they want!" she exclaimed quickly. Sion knew that the only thing messing up his brain was this girl's nonsense so he decided to go see Dylan over at the Hufflepuff table.
Said Welshman was shuffling awkwardly in his seat. Why did everyone seem so miserable on this table? His awkwardness was cured by his brother coming over. "Hey Welshie" he smiled. "Oh thank god, I feel so awkward on this table" sighed Dylan. "why don't you talk to someone? make some friends!" suggested Sion. Before Sion could say anything else, Dylan had poked some random person and asked why everyone was being a moody cow. Sion mentally face-palmed. "Last year on of our house mates was murdered... by the dark lord" replied the Hufflepuff
"Oh... fair enough" said the two brothers in sync.
Over at the oh-so lovely Slytherin table, our beloved twat Arthur was socialising! Well, more like Draco's henchman, Goyle, was attempting to poke Arthur's eyebrows. This resulted in Crab getting strangled before his house-mates pulled them apart... after laughing their arses off. The 'friendly' slytherin banter was interrupted by a flurry of owls carrying letters and parcels. One mint green owl stood out among all the others. Wait, it wasn't an owl, it was a mint green winged bunny rabbit! (regardless to say she turned a few heads) Flying mint bunny landed in front of Arthur. "You have mail, wanker!" she said in a squeaky voice. She dropped a red envelope into Arthur's hands. It opened itself up an floated into the air and started talking... well shouting really
"BUNA ARTHUR WE GOT YOUR TEXT!!!"
"Ah shit" growled Arthur.

NOTES (again)

Well well well wellwellwell! what a predicament! Who could have sent such a letter? Arthur was texting in the first chapter before mummy-kins took the phone off him right? what if maybe he was able to press 'send' before the she-devil snatched it?!
OH MIEN GOTT!

Oh well, 'till we meet again, Pasta la Pizza! (get it? like hasta la vista! Oh never mind, bye!).
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