midsomer the seque : a modern day love story

Part 3

it has been a month of being in the midsommeir cult and zoe has had enough of people one upping her like charli does all the time. charlie is dating Birger and zoe is so mad about their relationship and so angry she crys to the hot cult leader lars who has a hotdog in his hands he always whats to comfort zoe lavern. 

"that bitch is gonna be the new cult leader"

"no she isn't zoe!" says lars, charlis boyfriend and then zoe and lars shar a burger while birger watches them eat the burger bite by bite and burger can't help but watch becuase he is so in love with her and she loves birger but she is in a relationship with bjorn and njorn is in love with her zoe sees that birger is staring at her and she goes over to say hi because she is also in love with birger. 

she goes over to virger and says 

"howdy partener" says zoe 

"hej zoe jag älskar dig tik" says birger 

" whoa you love me birger?"

"ja kommer du att kyssa mig och vi kan få barn hela natten" says birger 

"yes i love you we will have twenty five children and eat penguins until we parrish" 

"ja, vi kommer att få tjugofem barn varje år och vi kommer att vara så kär att domstolen måste döma oss till ett tusen år av att vara för kär för världen att hantera" says birger 

" wowoowowoowoowowowowowowoowowowowow kiss me you silly burger boy sweet lovin banana" yells zoe 

there stand motionless watching as zoe and birger kiss is bjorn 

" how could you do this zoe i thought you love me as much as i love pickels you are so mean and i hope you never eat pickles again anf that you and birger go to jail for smuggling trampolines into the forest and that you will never wear underpants again!"

" its not like that bjorn!!!!!!" zoe runs after bjorn and birger is left standing motionless and is astounded by zoe larva.