~*Kuroo x Bokuto x Reader*~

Oh Lord- Chapter 11

Y\N'S POV

"Ask mom if I could bring 4 friends over on the weekends!" I ask as my butler nods and walks out, "Gurl tell me how many butlers and maids are there!" Atsumu says as I give him a stupid look, "We have 6 butlers, One for mom, dad, Tooru, Iwa, and Miku. And 12 maids I think." I replied making them almost faint as Kuroo and Bokuto join the call, "Did they die?" Bokuto asks with his dumb face, "Nah they fainted because Y\N has 6 butlers and 12 maids." Miku points out as I smile and close my eyes proudly, "Can Y\N be a maid?" Kuroo asks as me, Miku, Atsumu, and Osamu look at the screen with a blank face, "Kuroo wth!" Bokuto says as Kuroo shrugs it off, "What'd I say. Y\N bout to get raped." Osamu points out making me, Kuroo, and Bokuto blush, "Y\N never said no, so that means she approves!" Miku says as I look at her and tackle her, "I WAS JOKING, I WAS JOKING!!" Miku whines as I get off her, "Y\N is you bout to have children with men I have never met!" Tooru says peeking through my door, "S-SHUT UP TOORU!!" I say throws a pillow at his face, "I see how it is." He says throwing it back at me making me fall over, I gasp, "You bitch!" Before he fully comes in and steals all my pillows, "I will spike your head!" I say putting my hand up, "Try me. I am made of pillows!" He replies as Miku turns the Tv towards me and Tooru so they could see, "Hey, shittykawa come on." Iwa says as I pin Tooru to the ground putting all my weight on his arms and legs, "Y\N I GET IT!!" Tooru whines squirming around as I almost break his ankles and wrists before I get off, "Damn Y\N! You got cake!!" Atsumu points out as I look at the Tv in disapproval, "Is that your Bf Y\N!?" Tooru says as Iwa puts his fist up, "Ew no why would I date Barry B. Benson, he's my best friend!" I replied as Tooru sits there like an idiot, "She's bout to be ours though~" Kuroo and Bokuto purr at the same time making Iwa mad, "Y\N are you gonna be a threesome!?" Tooru says shocked as I throw a pillow at his face, "Maybe so. Maybe not." I replied as his eyes light up, "Tomorrow I'm getting clothes for you so when they come over you look smexy!" Tooru says as I get flustered, "I'm down brother!" Bokuto replies as the twins put the phone on something and fall asleep before Atsumu's face hits the seat in front of him due to the hard stoping point, "Sorry y'all!" I hear someone say in the background as we start dying out of laughter including Osamu , "What's so funny?" Suna asks, "Atsumu hit his face on the seat y'all are sitting in!" Osamu replies as Sakusa turns around, "No germs. ALLOWED." He states spraying the seat before turning back around, "My phone!" Atsumu whines as we start laughing again, "I'll get you a new one!" Miku says as I smirk at Tooru before walking up to Iwaizumi, "I'll get leaches, ties, hand-cuffs and some other stuff for you and Tooru~" I whisper in his ear as his face turns red before smirking at me, "Give me it all." He replies back as I nod and walk back to the bed, "Well let's get some rest so I can get shopping done early." Osamu said making everyone nod, "We all stay on the phone though, but when Y\N goes shopping we can hang up." Miku says as the twins already get knocked out, "Night Y\N." Miku says as I turn the Tv off and go on my phone and put earphones on so Miku won't hear, "You're so naughty Y\N." Kuroo says making me confused, "What do you mean?" I replied before noticing they could almost see my breasts out of my shirt, "You're such a pervert!" I said making them both chuckle, "Does that really matter? I mean you did say you'd think about dating us." Kuroo replies making me as red as a tomato, "Shut up! Good night!" I squeal making Bokuto and Kuroo look at me with awe, "Alright, good night." Kuroo says putting the phone down and going to sleep, "Good night little owlet!" Bokuto says going to sleep, (next morning) "Y\N!" I hear Tooru yell bursting through the door making everyone wake up, "COME ON Y\N WE GOT 5 HOURS BEFORE THEY COME OVER!" Tooru whines as I lazily get up, "Bye guys see y'all later." I say as the wave their goodbyes, "Put on some clothes and they better look gud before we go to the mall!" Miku says as I rub my eyes shocked, "When were you up?!" I said as Iwa comes through the door, "We never went to sleep." Tooru replies as I realize Miku heard the convo, "Ok get out so I can change!" I say as Miku laughs and they leave. I put on some ripped jeans and a red tank top with a light jacket, "I'm ready." I say walking downstairs, "Great!" Tooru says as we go outside to see Fuji and Lumi in the car (Lumi is Tooru's butler, and Lumi is a girl.) "Let's get going!" Miku says dragging me in the car, "We're here." Fuji says as he opens the doors for us, "Thank you Fuji and Lumi, I'll call you when we're ready to leave." I say as he nods and drives away, "C'MON SLOW POKES!!" Miku yells running to the mall, "MIKU SLOW DOWN!" Iwa says charging after her, "Guess we gotta run too!" I laugh as ne and Tooru run together, "Where should we go first?" Miku asks, "Food hangout since I never ate anything." I replied as they chuckle, "We didn't either. Leggo!" Miku says as we walk over to get some food.