"Iceland, I hate you!" Those words broke Iceland's heart.
"WHY???!!??! ALL I WANTED IS TO GET INTO A WORLD RECORD BOOK!!!"
"So that means you were using me..."
"N-no! I love you!"
"If you did love me then you would give something in return that isn't Gordon Ramsey pics. Actually, YOU NEVER LOVED ME!!! WHO YOU TRULY WANTED WAS GORDON RAMSEY!!! God I hate you. You're getting banned."
"B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but..."
"NO BUTS! WE'RE GETTING A DIVORCE!!!"
"WAIT NOOOO...."
And with that, Iceland sadly got banned. He was so furious that instead of just dying, he reincarnated as Kugelmugel!
"H-hi Twitter..."
"I know who you are. You won't trick and play with me again."
Kugelmugel got banned. So instead of dying, he reincarnated as Norway.
"Hey."
"You've only sent 2 tweets and neither of are Gordon Ramsey, so you get off the hook this time."
"PHEW!!!"
So then Norway aka Kugelmugel aka Iceland was waiting until he could get back onto the og Iceland account.
"Oh, Twitter, one last thing."
"What is it."
"Can I please thirst for Simon Cowell while we're divorced?"
"I'll think about it."
