Watching The MCU

Captain America: The First Avenger Part 2

"SON OF A BITCH!" Screamed Sam as the shot was fired, others seemed to barely hide their flinch.

[In New York, at the enrollment facility.]

4F Doctor: [off-screen] O'Connell, Michael. Kaminsky, Henry.

Steve Rogers: Boy, a lot of guys getting killed over there.

"Damn it! We're really gonna see this? Can't we just skip past it?" Steve began pleading

Then the voice of Giulietta came from the speakers once more "Unfortunately for you, no. We have to watch everything! Sorry Steeb!"

People were confused with how she said his name but ignored it as they went back to watching the scene unfold.

4F Doctor: [off-screen] Rogers, Steven.

[Steve puts down the newspaper he is reading]

Enlistment Guy: It kind of makes you think twice about enlisting, huh?

Steve Rogers: Nope.

Everyone was shocked to say the least at seeing THE Captain America look so small.

"CHRIST! YOU WERE TINY! HA!" Tony shouted with a loud snort as others chuckled along with him. 

[as Steve is standing half naked in front of the doctor to examine him for enlistment]

4F Doctor: Rogers. What did your father die of?

Steve Rogers: Mustard gas. He was in the hundred and seventh infantry. I was hoping I could be assigned...

4F Doctor: Your mother?

Steve Rogers: She was a nurse in a TB ward. Got hit, couldn't shake it.

"Sorry man..." Pietro said while reaching over to give him an awkward pat on the shoulder

[the doctor looks at Steve's file which shows he has a long list of health issues]

Once again Bruce removed his glasses, cleaned them, and then replaced them on his head to make sure what he was seeing was really there and he wasn't on some kind of Hallucinogenic Drug.

"How- Honestly I don't even wanna ask! At least tell me you had an inhaler?"

"A what?" Steve said with a confused look on his face that perfectly matched the rest of the 40's groups faces.

"Oh God give me strength" Bruce whispered as he held his head in his hands.

4F Doctor: Sorry, son.

Steve Rogers: Look, just give me a chance.

4F Doctor: You'd be ineligible on your asthma alone.

Steve Rogers: Is there anything you can do?

4F Doctor: I'm doing it. I'm saving your life. [He stamps the card 4F.]

"Wait what? If you got rejected then how did you get into the army???" Questioned everyone

As soon as Steve was about to respond a mask covered his face.

"Sorry Capsicle, no spoilers" commanded the sweet voice of their captor

"Where did you even get a mask from?" asked Wanda

"Covid Bitches" was the only response which made the theatre's occupants even more confused.

[later, Steve is at the movie theater]

[a commercial about the war is playing before the movie]

Commercial Announcer: War continues to ravage Europe. But help is on the way. Every able-bodied young man is lining up to serve his country. Even little Timmy is doing his part collecting scrap metal. Nice work, Timmy!

Loud Jerk: Who cares? Play the movie already!

Steve Rogers: [quietly] Hey, you wanna show some respect?

Commercial Announcer: Meanwhile, overseas, our brave boys are showing the Axis powers that the price freedom is never too high.

Loud Jerk: Let's go! Get on with it! Hey, just start the cartoon!

Steve Roger: Hey buddy, you wanna shut up?!

[the guy gets up and looks at him]

Commercial Announcer: Together with Allied forces, we'll face any threat, no matter the size.

[getting beaten in an alley by the loud jerk that was disturbing everyone at the cinema]

"Oof!" Peter, Shuri and Giulietta stated at the same time to the confusion of literally everyone else in the room!

Loud Jerk: You just don't know when to give up, do you?

Steve Rogers: I can do this all day. [and attacks the guy again]

James Barnes: Hey! Pick on someone your own size.

"Bucky to the rescue!" announced Steve

[after saving Steve from getting any further beatings by the loud jerk]

James Barnes: Sometimes, I think you like getting punched.

Steve Rogers: I had him on the ropes.

[picks up Steve's enlistment form from the ground]

James Barnes: How many times is this?

[reading from the enlistment form]

James Barnes: Oh, you're from Paramus now? You know it's illegal to lie on the enlistment form. And seriously, Jersey?

"JERSEY!? Come on, really!?" demanded all of the viewers

Steve Rogers: You get your orders?

James Barnes: The one-o-seventh. Sergeant James Barnes. Shipping out for England first thing tomorrow.

"ENGLAND! WOO! ENGLAND IS MY CITY!" Came the loud voice of Giulietta projecting itself from the speakers

Steve Rogers: I should be going.

James Barnes: Come on, man. My last night! Gotta get you cleaned up.

Steve Rogers: Why? Where are we going?

James Barnes: The future.

[he hands him the newspaper he was holding, Steve opens it to see the ad for World Exposition Of Tomorrow, 1943]

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Well, that's the new chapter! Sorry if it was shitty but I'm kinda rushing to get as many chapters out as possible cause I got exams in three weeks and I gotta study so! I mean, come one. tHrEe WeEkS!!!!!