Seven minutes in hell.

Let the party commence.

My name is Eridan Ampora and I'm bored as fuck. I have a slight speech impediment, but so does my crush, so things work. I'm 5'9" and have light brown hair with a strange blonde streak that just kinda faded it's way into my life, I've dyed it violet recently. Also, I'm bisexual. So, I've had girlfriends. Well, I've had a girlfriend. But, now I have the hots for a young man my age.

I have a strange tie with the ocean like my ex-girlfriend Feferi peixes, aka most white girl stereotype dramas come true. She's richer than me, (which is saying something) she has long wavy blonde hair, and she has soft caramel skin. I'm not quite sure if her tan is natural or not, she has the money for a realistic fake one after all. I'm fresh out of highschool and recently found myself to be single when my previously stated ex dumped me for, you guessed it, Sollux Captor.

Ah yes, Sollux. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, Sollux and Feferi broke up after like 3 weeks of dating. Now ive found myself in one hell of a predicament. Sollux, my Ex's most recent Ex, doesn't really like me at all. Like stated before, I have a crush with a speech impediment. Sollux has an adorable lisp.
Okay.
Either your really thick headed or just can't read.
OMIGOD!
I. Like. Sollux. Okay?
Damn.
I'm currently fed up with my older brother Cronus. He's a slick fake, 60's greaser who has picked up nagging from his boyfriend, Kankri Vantas. Here's where my irritation comes in. Kankri is Karkat's older brother. Huh. Seems I forgot to mention that Karkat will be bringing Sollux to my brothers party. Well great.

"Okay Horuss, you'wve rigged the bottle to spin towvards Kankri when I spin it, Rufioh wvhen you spin it, and Sollux wvhen Eridan spins it, right?" Horuss had a creepy grin, that made me feel uncomfortable, plastered on his face.
"Precisely." He responded with his weird ass creaky voice that Rufioh seems to love so much.
"Wwait! Did you say me and Sol?"
Cronus slyly looked at me and stated, "I can get Horuss to take 'Sol' off."
Okay. Now, you're pissed.
"No. That'd be fine. Asshole." You stomp away.

_____________________

Hi I'm Sollux Captor, and I'm currently not in the mood. I'm fresh out of high school, I just got dumped, and I'm going to a well awaited party. Well, I was just invited today by my best friend Karkat Vantas. But, I've been waiting for the invite to be honest.
I'm 5'9.5" and yes the '.5' matters. You see, I have a uncontrollable lisp, so I'll take all the brownie points I can get. As of late, even my older brother with a mental disability has been able to obtain a girlfriend longer than I. That's actually not a surprise. I'm not exactly social.
I play video games and hack professional websites for a living, which consists of constantly being on my computer and never leaving my shared apartment. I share this apartment with Dave Strider.
He has a boyfriend who's name is John Egbert. They where gonna move in together but because of his dad's recent change in attitude, they decided against it.
The one reason I'm actually going to the party is so I can get out of the apartment and hopefully score something with someone. No one in particular. *cough* Eridan Ampora *cough*