Seven minutes in hell.

Knocks

Hi I'm Eridan Ampora, and the party just started.

I jolted upward when I heard obnoxious knocking coming from the front door. "Cro." No answer. "CRO!" No answer.
*knock knock knock knock knock*
"CRONUS AM-"
"Ohhhhh! Cronusssss~"
*knock knock*
Well. That's not the answer I was looking for. I guess I'll just get the door.

I slipped my shoes on and shuffled toward the door. "I can't believe he and kankri are already getting at it." I mumbled under my breath, opening the door.

"TULIP WHY ISNT THE DOOR- oh hi! Where's cro... Cru... C... AHHHH!" Oh god. He has a lisp... like sol...
A taller girl who looked like terezi leaped out from behind him and began to stroke his arm comforting him.
"It's okay tuna." She hummed.
"We're here for the party... AH! You must be the radical Eridan!" She let go of the little raging brunette she just called tuna and swung her arm over my shoulder. "Y-Yeah, that's me."

I let the guests inside and slowly closed the door behind them. The little one just started screeching and leaped on the couch. "WHEREzzzzz kur-loz??" The girl sat down next to him and replied, "I don't know hun, where is the curly haired mute?" She questioned. "Wait, is this mute obsessed with ca-" she just bursted out laughing. "Cats? Babhagah- c-cats! Tttttuna, he thinks- HEP! He think kur- kurloz is Meulin! Oh my- omigosh!" 'Tuna' began to laugh too... until he buckled over and yes... he threw up... all over my shoes.

-time skip-

So now my beloved home, isn't just mine anymore. Now it's john's. Dave's. Latula's. Mituna's. Kurloz's. Meulin's. Meenah's. K-kankri's /shutter/. Nepeta's. Gamzee's. Tavros'. (Gamzee's date) also, it's Terezi's and soon to be karkat's and sollu- sollux. Oh my god. SOLLUX!

Loud thumping could be heard over the obnoxious music and... moaning... I got up, now bare foot, and walked over to the door. When I got to the door I was enlighten to see it was already opened, too many people to greet.

"OH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?"

"Yes! Cronus annnndd kk-kkkk-kan-kankri are currently-"
mituna was cut off by kurloz wrapping his hand around his mouth. I began to walk up.
"Hi kar. Ignore that one and come in, I guess. Just, sit on the cou-"
How could I have been so stupid?

"Hi E.D."