|Schlatt's POV|
I felt horrible for not answering Wilbur's call. He didn't call back though, it probably wasn't important. I was already on a call with Traves and Carson. I stopped daydreaming and listened into the call, only to find out they were talking about what a monkey would look like without hair.
Then, Cooper joined the call. "Hey guys," He said, in his usual tired tone. "Oh hey Coop, we were just talking about bald monkeys." Traves explained. Carson chuckled and asked, "Do you know where Schlatt went? He hasn't been talking for a while." I turned on my face cam and everyone jumped in their seats.
"Holy shit!" Traves exclaimed, accidently dropping something on the floor. His face cam turned off as well. "nooOOO!". Carson wheezed. "What happened, Travis??" He said, another wheeze right after that sentence. "I DROPPED ME BLUEB-" And then, his mic cut out. Everyone burst out laughing.
Except for me.
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READ DESC // Drugs (Jschlatt x Wilbur Soot)
FanfictionTHIS STORY IS A JOKE!!!! ALSO CONTAINS STUFF LIKE SMOKING, DRUGS, ANYTHING BAD SO 13+? and maybe smut will be added idk- Please don't ship them irl,, thats just gross- i just thought this would be fun to write