l'manburg princess || dream smp

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"UGHHHHHHHHHHHH,

                              Dying is sooooo overrated!"

I grunted into my mic and respawned back on my islad, and that gosh I got killed when I did, because right as I respawned my bed got destroyed. I sniffed into my microphone.

"You know, I might as well just give up..actually no, lemme fight this child!" I said determinedly, and tried smacking blue team member #1 with my wooden sword and leather armor.

No luck.

I fell off the map and so I leaned back in my chair, an appropriate response. "Okay chat, -hey! Stop spamming L in the chat! Fineee, we've established I'm trash at video games. Happy?" I grunted into my microphone and folded my hair behind my ear, it's not like they could've even seen me but-

LISABUTSHESHOT DONATED 20$

yo I'm a big fan? Are you ever gon consider a face reveal? Like omg ilysm marry me wtf 💝❤️🥺

I snickered at the comment and said, "I dunno...I don't know how comfortable I am putting my face out on the internet. I think I'll just pull a dream and hide behind this great PFP. Ha!" 

"But...

                   Maybe in the future!"

"Also, OH EM GEE, yes! You are now my girlfriend..."

TOMMYINNIT DONATED 30$

that bitch stole my girlfriend

you are my girlfriend

I choked on my actual air and said, "Is that one for the quote book, Will? Also thanks, Tomathee!"

LISABUTSHESHOT DONATED 10$

I'll give yiu my whole bank account plz don't leave bby 😭💝💅🏻

TOMMYINNIT DONATED $3

she's dyslexic I'm telling you she's like Tubbo 

I hate Tubbo 

I was ready to start wheezing like a dream kettle, but just giggled instead.

"Whow, who knew I had so many admirers?" I checked my view count, and it peaked at-

10,086? WHAT THE F-

LISABUTSHESHOTTER DONATED $9

SThu stupid skinny white British boy you don't deserve her affections you bitch

TOMMYINNIT DONATED $12 

your just a dumb simp I hate simps

LISABUTSHESHOTTER DONATED $50

and here you are drowning money into my gf

TOMMYINNIT DONATED 2$

no I'm not wtf your worse then the green bstrd