Mother of the Deck (Hisoka x Wife! Reader)

Ch1- A Day for Starters

(Y/N)'s POV
It was a relaxing afternoon. I was currently sitting on the couch in the living room, snuggled up in a fluffy blanket, while sitting on my husbands lap. Hisoka stroked my head as I was trying not to fall asleep on his chest.

I wanted to savior this moment forever, until Hisoka got a message saying that the Phantom Troupe needed his help with a mission. Of course, me being the selfish wife I am, I wrapped my arms around his neck.

"I'm sorry my dear, but I have to go~" Hisoka kissed me on the forehead and got up from the couch. "Like..right now.? Didn't you just get home from helping Illumi?" I asked as I pouted under the sheets.

"Yes..but I promise to make it up to you, and our child~" Hisoka kissed me and my bloated stomach, and then went went to go pack a bag. "Your clean laundry is in the basket over there." I stood up from the couch and followed him to our bedroom.

"Thank you, my dear. I may be back in a month~" My face turned pink as soon as I heard him say that. "A month?! Are you kidding me?! That mission with Illumi took about a month and a half!"

"Work is work my love, it has to be done~" Hisoka gathered up his stuff and walked out of the bedroom. "But..it's almost time! What if our child is born before you even get home.?" My stupid hormones took over and almost made me cry.

"We both know I'm not going to skip out on that~" Hisoka smiled and tried to reassure me that he will be there. But I wasn't buying it. I wanted him to stay. "Why can't someone else-" I stopped talking as soon as I saw Hisoka walking out the front door.

Not only that, but I was trapped in his Bungee Gum, since he knew I was going to persuade him not to leave. Steam was coming out of my head as I used my strength to make the Nen snap. "That idiot..he'll never learn to devote himself.."

I looked down at my stomach as I felt my child kicking from the inside. I rested in my bed after I finished cleaning and doing laundry. I was enjoying my nap until my phone started blowing up a call on my nightstand.

My eyes were still closed as I reached out for my phone. "Hello.." I softly said as I was still feeling tired. "Chairman Netero.? How have you been?" I faintly smiled as I heard the voice of an old friend.

"Wait..hold on a second. You want me to be an examiner.?" I asked as I still laid in my bed. "Yes, unfortunately..most of the bodyguards had to go take care of something else, and since  they were supposed to pose as an examiner, I thought..I might call you."

I rubbed my eyes open and sat up. "Depends..what is the phase about?" I got up from my bed and entered the kitchen to make myself some tea. "We were wondering if you can test the applicants strengths by facing them in a battle. What do you say?"

I could tell Netero was being serious, but I haven't been involved in something that violent since I've married Hisoka. "Are you sure.? I mean, I would love to, but I haven't fought in three years."

"Oh, don't worry, we'll make sure it goes smoothly. And we will pick a challenge that's suitable for your pregancy. I already sent someone to come get you." 'Like you even gave me much of a choice (ーー゛)'

"There's no need to pack anything. I already have everything for you and your child." Netero hanged up on me, which left me with an irritated expression. A knock on the door can be heard from across the house.

I opened the door to a guy in a suit with a limo behind him. "Please, right this way, Mrs. Morrow." The man in the suit took my hand and helped me in the car. 'Note to self: expect an unexpected call from Netero.'

"Mrs. Morrow, Chairman wishes to go over your part as examiner before we arrive at our destination." The man in the suit pulled out a silver suitcase and popped it open. I widened my eyes when I recognized what was in the case.

"Is that my old uniform.?" The man in the suit nodded and handed the case over to me. "We added a mask and hoodie to hide your identity for purposes. We tailored you uniform to your current size. We even made sure your uniform won't show your stomach."

"Is there a reason why I have to hide my identity?" The man in the suit nodded and said that Netero had planned everything and wanted it to be a surprise. 'This kinda reminds me back when Hisoka and I first met..'

~flashback~

It was the start of the Hunter exam "Hello, and welcome to the Hunter exam. Before we start this event off, I'd like to go over some things. First off, the Hunter exam is one of the "Top 5" most dangerous activities to ever conquer."