I'm new to this shit. So tell me when to update.
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I got finished texting those idiots. When that mother fucker came in.
"Hey sexy" Jungpoop said. I didn't say anything.
"Fine. Ignore me I just wanted to say yout cute so let's fuck"
Honey did not just say that
"MOTHER FUCKER. ARE YOU A FUCKING SLUT THAT GOES UP TO PEOPLE AND SAY "lEtS fUcK". YOU STUPID PANCAKE." I yelled at him. He was just laughing at me. What a asshole.
He just turned and walked out.
I was so mad I started texting my friends.
Tae-daddy🥵: do you think masturbation should be considered a competitive sport?
Ugly hoe👺: yes
Jimin:
This bitch had the audacity to come in my room and say "let's fuck".
Tae-daddy🥵: Jimin. Did he touch you
Jimin:
No but imma about to fight him.
Tae-daddy🥵: he never tells people "let's fuck"unless he likes them.
Jimin:
So what does he do for sex?
Tae-daddy🥵: he just fucks them. They can't say no.
Jimin:
That's rape☠️
Knock knock
I heard someone at my door. I got up to see who it is. It's Johnny. Holding a condom and lube. "Let's fuck" he said. I'm about to stab a hoe
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