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TAEHYUNG

" hey man it's me what's up" Taehyung said taking off his mask.

"Bruh where you about to kill me" I said as he's walking up to the kitchen.

he took out some ice cream out of my freezer, put hot water on a spoon then ate my ice cream. "I was told to kill you then video tape it but then you and your best friend started talking and i kinda want a relationship like y'all

"Bro if you wUt Jeemin yI cAnn" ( bro if you want Jimin you can )Johnny said while eating the same tub as Taehyung.

"Asshole" I said to Johnny giving him the finger. "Yo tae you can be my friend but no stabby stabby my gay" I said also eating out of the tub.

"REALLY YAY" tae said super happily.
".....Wait.... my gay"

God he's dumb
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Johnny, Taehyung and I were just sitting down watching Inverted Zim. When tae got a phone call. I told him to put it on speaker. 😈

"Hello"
"Tae is Jim-"
"aH~yes daddy right there~"

Tae got all shy. The guy on the phone got quite. Johnny slowly putting chips in his mouth.

"Why are you the way you are?"
- Michael Scott

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