Starkle, starkle, little twink
Who the hell are you I think
I'm not under what you call
The alcofluince of incohol
I'm just a little slort of sheep
I'm not drunk like thinkle peep
I don't know who is me yet
But the drunker I stand here the longer I get
So just give me one more fink to drill my cup
Cause I got all sunday to sober up
