the idots go to subway

just a normal day with the idots being idots

it was a very normal day in the idots smp, and if you we're thinking about the word "normal" you wouldn't imagine 5 dudes in a minecraft world acting like literal crackheads, right? if you thought about that then maybe you should get a therapist, anyways.. where we're we? oh right

a normal day in the idots smp with skeppy's house burning down to the ground, bad screeching when someone says a n a u g h t y word and zelk, vurb and finn just vibing.

skeppy: oh my god i swear if you do this again im going to literally stab you with a broomstick

finn: lmao just chill out we we're just v i b i n g

skeppy: ah yes burning mY HOUSE DOWN TO THE GROUND IS VIBING TO YOU??!

verb: pretty much yeah lol

baddie: guysss!!! stop fighting! violence is not the answer! uwu

skeppp: stfu bad you're supposed to get kidnapped by now smh

bad: wait wha- MMFFMFHDHFHHFHDHD

muffling and loud thuds we're heard from bad's call until the muffling stopped and a voice spoke

???: oml finally, i can actually kidnap you without me getting stabbed

something getting dragged was heard and the idots just thought it was just bad's dea- i mean unconscious body getting dragged out of his house and into a van

skeppy: yo who tf was that

finn: om did bad just get kidnapped?

zelk: pretty much ye lol

virb: should we help him? i think he d i e d

skippy: lmao no bad would never die, and if he did i'd throw hands to whoever who killed him

burb: omg the ship is sailing

skeppy: haha no stfu

finn: yeah i think we should help bad

selk: nah he's aight

skeppy: bruh how we literally just heard his body getting dragged

zelk: ye but he legit throws knives c o m p e t i t i v e l y the kidnapper would be dead lmao

skeppy: he's unconscious dumbass

zelk: o right lmao ye we should help him,
but first why don't we go to a sUBWAY because im hungry asf

skeppy: why a subway

zelk: because the author doesn't know any other food establishments that can be used in this book

skeppy: oh right that explains alot

finn: bruh subway's food is trash, i'd rather eat my wig than eat their shit between stale bread lmfao

vurb: yeah and not to mention its way overpriced, i can't even buy 10 skeppy and badboyhalo youtooz figurines and put them in jars- i mean on my shelf so i can look at them for hours on end

skeppy: wait you put my youtooz in a ja-

vurb: s h u t

zelk: then what place do any of you suggest if you don't like subway smh

finn: oh i don't know maybe a m c d o n a l d s

zelk: too many calories smh besides that clown scares me more than the rat from chuck e cheese

vurb: how about we go to iKeA

skeppy: omfg not that place again

zelk: oh ye sorry bout that whole ikea thing lmfao i just needed to get that ad sense and some cLout