the very stanky journey to subway

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it was at 12 PM when skeppy had finally awoken from his beauty sleep, well actually it was not that beautiful he looked like as if someone punched him in the eyes and hair so disheveled that you would've thought his hair got dragged so hard

skeppy then walked to the bathroom so he can prepare himself for the day and not look like a dolan twin who had too many bottles for his own good

whilst he fixed his hair and was brushing his teeth he got a notification from his phone, oh god please don't let it be a6d, skeppy thought but when he opened his phone he was surprised that he was in a groupchat with the other idot members, ignoring the 69 notifcations from a6d he immediately went in the groupchat to see what the idots we're up to

the idots

vurb: hello again you dumbasses i created a groupchat so we can talk to eachother before we meet up lol

zelk: vurb wtf it's legit 1 AM why are you awake

vurb: it's 7 AM where im from

zelk: o rite i forgot about timezones

vurb: like i said, "dumbasses" lmaoaoao

zelk: haha no stfu

vurb: you cant deny facts doe

zelk: i also cant deny the fact that youre a big disappointment

vurb: no u lol

finn: omfg can you 2 stfu already i still need to sleep

vurb: oh hi finn lol, me and zelk were just having a nice convo 😎

zelk: "nice convo" lmfaoooo headass

finn: just stfu i need to s l e e p

vurb: finn it's 7 AM in the uk smh wake ur lazy ass up and pack ur things cuz we boutta leave for america soon

finn: hhhhhh fiNe but what about skeppy doe

vurb: ehh he'll wake up eventually we just need to hUrry up at the airport

finn: but what city are we gonna meet up in-

zelk: how about los angeles lol

vurb: bruh why la doe

zelk: idk i just feel like it lmfao

vurb: that does not answer my question but ok

finn: bruh y r we meeting up in the 1st place arent there any subways in the uk or sum

vurb: all i heard is that subways r trash so they closed all of their stores outside of america lol

finn: but y only outside of america

vurb: because the outside world has TASTE and doesnt like the saddest excuse of a footlong sandwich we have ever seen

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