the idots go to subway

finally got to subway

after they had their conversation at starbucks they finally exited LAX after getting lost in there like three times because of vurb's very big brain

when they got out of the terminal building they realised that they actually need transportation to get to downtown LA and check out any subways that are open still

vurb: bruh we need a car to get to where we want america's transportation system is trash

skeppy: its not that bad doe i can just call an uber and-

after touching his pockets for quite awhile and eventually looking through his luggage skeppy then made a big brain conclusion that he left his phone at his house

skeppy: omfg i left my phone at my house im such a dumbass

zelk: im glad you finally realised that lmfao

skeppy: stfu u furry

zelk: make me u pussy u dont want this smoke

vurb: stop fighting you idots we need to get to downtown LA so we can eat at subway or smth

skeppy: fine only if zelk stops acting like a bitch

zelk: i'll stop acting like a bitch if skeppy stops being a pussy lol

skeppy: the only pussy here is ur mom

zelk: stfu u cunt

skeppy: make me u piece of shit

vurb: omfg just stfu both of you istg y'all have the mental age of an 8 year old

skeppy: hhhh ok fINE

finn: wait i have a question skeppy

skeppy: what is it?

finn: did i see a dog in your luggage-

skeppy: o ye i brought rocco so i can feed him while we're here in la lmao

vurb: bruh ur luggage doesn't have any breathing holes ur dog is gonna d i e

skeppy: oh fuck oh shit i forgot all of us had lungs, roCCO-

skeppy then proceeded to haphazardly try to open his luggage and eventually succeeding but what he saw was the most traumatizing thing he'd ever seen in his life...
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rocco destroyed all his gucci hoodies! how dare that foul creature do this to the most valuable things skeppy owned! this is preposterous!

skeppy: oH MY GOD MY HOODIES NOOOODJDJRUDIFJIRJRIROGOOYKYKTOOO

skeppy yeeted rocco to his friends while crying his heart out with so much tears and emotion that it gives titanic a run for it's money

while skeppy cried like a pussy lol, the other idot members and rocco look in confusion and disgust to what's happening in front of their eyes

vurb: bruh r u serious ur crying over a piece of fabric

zelk: i told u he was a pussy lmao

skeppy: stfu zelk yall dont understand the emotional trauma i have rn, and this is authentic g u c c i, i literally sold my kidney just to get one of these smh

finn: wait, if one organ equals one hoodie then... how do you have so many of these?

skeppy: organ harvesting lol what about it

finn:

vurb:

zelk:

skeppy: what?? i was a business man... doing business..