Harry Potter Jokes and Puns!

Introduction to this book...

Harry: Welcome to the wonderful joke book!

Sirius: This is to stop Potterheads from being too SIRIUS.

Lupin: But, honestly, some of them are quite RIDDIKULUS.

George: C'mon Lupin, let's be honest, it's quite....

George and (ghost) Fred: WICKED!!!

Hermione: Our old jokes almost got us killed by staying up too late, so I'm going to bed, before either of you get another clever idea to get us killed, or worse, expelled.

Draco: Be quiet, filthy little mudblo-

Ron: Hear that, Harry? I hear someone wants to become a Transfiguration practicing device!

Draco: Oh, you wait till my father hears about this...>:(

Harry: Lol.

Draco: What was that?!? (Grabs wand) Imperio-

Voldemort: Now, now, Draco, don't be too nosy.

All (not Voldemort): ...........

Voldemort: Anyways, enjoy the book everyone. I'm off to kill Diggory. AVADA KEDAVRA!!!

Harry: Oh well. Anyways, enjoy the book!

Draco: Lol are you serious?

Sirius: No, I am...

Snape: I'm Severus...