Incorrect Quotes #1

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Rema: So I heard you and Liu had a fight last night
Miyo: Yeah
Rema: So what did he say?
Miyo: He said to take my things and leave, so I grabbed his hand and left

Lonky: quick! Tell me a joke.
Kuga: You

Gai: why can't dinosaurs clap?
Popo: because their hands are too sh-
Liu: cause they don't exist idiots

Spin: at least I'm going to die doing something I love
Rema: and that is?
Spin: dying

Lonky: being tired isn't even a mood anymore
Lonky: its my personality

Popo: Liu won't come out of the bathroom
Miyo: Just tell him I said something
Popo: like what?
Miyo: anything factually incorrect
Liu coming out a few moments later: did you just say that the sun is a fucking planet-

Lonky: If I run and jump at Kuga, he will most definitely catch me
Lonky: *runs at kuga*
Kuga: LONKY IM HOLDING TWO BOILING COFFEES!

Liu: thats a pretty rock
Gai: Miyo gave it to me
Miyo: I threw it at you
Gai: she's very sweet

Popo: Fight me!
Lonky: ha! Look at your size! What are you gonna do? Kick me in the ankle?

Later...

Liu: why is lonky quivering in the ground and crying?
Miyo: oh, popo kicked him very hard in the ankle

Liu: The treasure was the memories we spent together along the way
Lonky: I almost died!
Liu: That was the fondest memory

Miyo: so how long are we gonna let him do that?
Liu: Just give him a minute
Gai: *pushing on the door that clearly says pull*

Spin: DATING TIP, Hold the door for your date, rip it of its hinges. Use the door to fight off other men. Establish dominance
Rema: now I'm beginning to see why you're still single

Liu: oh fiddlesticks!
Shan: I get this is a tense situation but watch the fucking language

Kuga: Shut up!
Lonky: but I didn't say anything
Kuga: you were thinking, thats annoying

Popo: dang it, the power went out!
Kuku: don't worry, I got this
*Shakes rapidly and starts to illuminate*
Popo: what-
Kuku: I swallowed a flashlight
Popo: *on the verge of cardiac arrest* WHY WOULD YOU-

Lonky: you're blocking the view
Kuga: I am the view

Gai: I really want to kiss you
Miyo: what?
Gai: I said if you die, I wont miss you

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