Do not try any of the stated pranks in this book. Really. You could get jailed for this.
You are reading this book at your own risk. Author or Captain Piers will not be held responsible for any deaths/ attempts of deaths/ brain damage caused by this material. If you have the remedy for the above stated, and are willing to take a risk, well then! Go ahead.
Do not steal. We understand that this book is ridiculously hilarious-- that you just have to steal it. We completely understand. But do not steal. It is plagiarism and that, too, might land you in jail.
This book is a complete work of humourous fiction. Any relation to person, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
Since Captain Piers is a man who is completely, whole-heartedly in love with himself, his favourite pranks (by him, of course), are marked with a '★' on the chapter. They also happen to be the really dirty ones. So I guess it's more of a caution?
That is all.
Peace out,
the beautiful people who run Amienah Evergreen ♣
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Captain Piers Morgan's Guide to Air Hosting
HumorA list of things you should (or shouldn't) do, should you become an air hostess or a passenger at any point of your life- all combined by the great Captain Piers Morgan himself! ◇ Read at thy own risk ◇
