One Shots

I can be funny

Ship: Natsu and Keith making fun of each other
From: Fairy Tail and Voltron
Rating: laughter (mentions of fighting) (probably high while writing this)

Natsu bursts into the guild hall like any other normal day, but what wasn't normal was a guy in a red hood, talking to Mirajane. Obviously Natsu being like her younger brother, he walks up to the mystery guy and pulls his shoulder back to look at him. "Hey, I'm Natsu! Wanna fight?"

(I'm literally quaking with laughter)

"No." The man keeps his head low and turns back to Mira. "Can I get the quest or not?"

Mirajane smiles and looks at him, "This is an S class quest. You either need an S class mage, or get out!" Her smile widening into a sickening smile. "You also would need to be in the guild."

"I'm in a guild, but we don't have that quest. Just give me the quest and I'll give your guild the credit for it. I don't care about the glory." His covered face began to get on Natsu's nerves.

"What guild are you in?" Natsu's normal cheerful demeanor slipping away.

"Voltron. I'm the guild's top ranked S class mage now just give me the quest." The man's voice was getting rather agitated.

"Wow really? We can fight and I'll let you go on the quest with me!" Natsu's niceness returned with a promise for a fight.

"Alright fine. Only since that's the only way it seems I'll go." He pulls back his hood and his long luxurious locks of hair fall around his neck. A glorious mane of black hair surrounding his face  framing his features. His purple eyes matched a scar across his cheek and down his neck.

(Glorious luxurious locks. Somebody bring me back to life)

Natsu pokes the man's scar, "where'd that come from?"

"I could ask you the same question. What kind of blade cut your face?" His snarky remark caught Natsu a little off guard.

"My brother." (I can't remember-)

"My mom." The stranger shrugs.

"Jeez, rough childhood? Cuz I had a rough one too."

"No. She's a demon so it's a birthmark."

"Better not let Gray near you. Hey so what's your name? I like it being a fair fight."

"Keith from Voltron. A prestigious guild in the West, a city called Arizona. I am the guilds highest ranking S class mage. Nice to meet the dragon slayer whom defeated the Prince of Darkness. I take it as an honor to fight you. Too bad you're going to lose."

Natsu laughs. "You. Beat me. What kind of alcohol have you had your head stuck in? I beat my brother, not some Prince. And there's no way I'll lose." He licks his lips.

"You might think otherwise when I'm wiping the floor with you."

"All talk. I'm immune to fire magic, and demonic magic has no affect my END part."

"Who says I have fire magic? And my demonic side isn't so magical as it is mystical."

Makarov embigens himself and slaps Natsu into a wall. "Natsu you will not be starting fights inside the guild hall again! Not after we just rebuild it!!" He shrinks himself again and walks away.

"I was gonna take it outside!" Natsu quickly gets up and brushes the dirt off, he looks at Keith and nods towards the door. "Out we go."

Keith walks out and pulls out a sword, swinging it around in his hand. "I hear Erza is the swordswoman of your guild, is there anyway I can fight her next?"

Natsu laughs again once outside. "You're really cocky about this. And I'm stronger than Erza."

"Sure, when you're in your etherious state, but you can't do that on command so the fight is practically over."

"We'll see. Fire Dragon ROAR!" A large burst of flames shoots at Keith, but Keith jumped out of the way and starts charging at him, a hand lit on fire soaking into his sword, creating a flaming sword. Just as he was about to strike Natsu, ice shot up in front of both of them. They each look at each other then to the sides.

Gray, walking up to Natsu, shouts at him. "What is your dumbass doing fighting strangers?!"

In the opposite direction a tan man walks up to Keith, his hand having smoke coming off of it, chilling the air from that far away. "Keith, I told you not to go looking for quests!"

The two firey friends shrink and look at each other. Nodding in a shared understanding, they both start running in the same direction.

I'm pretty sure I was high while writing this. But ya know that's alright.