New Mexico: I've never understood why people care so much about their dumb friends until I myself got a dumb friend.
New Mexico: *pulls Chihuahua out of no where*
New Mexico: I have only befriended this Mexican state for a day and a half
New Mexico: but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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