"Hey loser what's up"
"Hey..."
groggily, I walked over to the couch Corey was sitting at alone flopping down next to him laying my head in his lap
"Hey, you good? no offense but you look like shit"
I do a little smirk but it soon swiped away when I turn over on Corey's lap puffing my cheeks out like I'm gonna puke. I'm now hanging over Corey's leg feeling like complete shit
"okay yea I think you're sick mere"
Corey moves my head properly in his lap holding my head as he calls out for someone
"Hey wassup?"
"miss sicky here is wassup"
"oh shit you look fucked"
"Thanks, dipshit"
jake laughs at me and continues to walk over to me holding his hand up to my forehead
"yea she's hotter than a witches titty..uh move her to my room it's pretty cool in there maybe it'll help her cool down"
I see Corey nod and get up trying to pick me up taking me to jakes room
"noOOOooOOOooooOO StrANGer DANGer!!!! COLbERts SAMmmmYYYIS HEeeeeeeelpsPSPPP"
soon running is heard and two skinny white boys are looking around frantically
"ALEX! where is she we heard her yelling for help and sluggish?"
"She's right here sammyis shes really sick I might have to take her to the hospital..."
"oh well get better yea bubs?"
I nod making grabby hands at the two boys. they laugh and walk over to me as Corey sets me down and I lunge at the boys crying
"AM I GONNA DIE!!!!!!"
"what? no bubs cmon let's get you to bed your sick and it's making your little pea brain foggy"
"my brain pees?"
I see Colby's facepalm and sam laugh they both hold onto my waist and guide me to Jake's room as I see jake and Corey with cameras filming.
"Woah are we shooting a porno? I've done a three-way but a five-way wowwie I gotta get ready"
"OMG NO! just...lay"
sam gets all flustered trying to sush me as the three boys bust out laughing
"who new miss freaky did such things"
"We NEED to film a truth or dare vid with her to see"
jake and Colby talk about filming as sam lays me down and Corey tucks me into jakes checkered bed
"bitch comfy as a mofo"
"omg Alex sleep or ill knock you out"
I groan flipping them off and turning over to sleepy sleep
3rd person
the three boys left the room beside jake he sat down on the bed next to Alex patting her hair
"Alex?"
jake waited for a minute before continuing
"i- tara and I broke up...her and I weren't happy and I just...it hurt badly I loved her and she loved me I dont know where it went wrong..."
jake sat there with tears in his eyes looking down at his hands
"Nothing went wrong babe...that's love its always a hit or miss it just means your special someone is still out there you can't cry over something you can't fix in 5 minutes...right person wrong place"
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Odd ways to meet// jake Webber ff
FanfictionAlex meets jake Webber in the most weirdest strangest way but only jake would meet Alex this way I'm not sure if I wanna keep Alex and jake just friends for awhile or put them as more read and see what I do ;)