Odd ways to meet// jake Webber ff

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"ALEX YOU DUMBASS THAT CRUSTY OLD LADY IS CALLING THE COPS"

I looked behind me seeing a wrinkly old lady looking pissed and calling the cops.

"Yes, officer a young lady RUNNING around in a diaper I think she's crazy you know retarded! She'll be the death of me"

I just stared at her aren't old lady's supposed to be sweet and NOT say the r-word like yea okay ma'am

"MAAM YOU'RE OLD ARENT YOU SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD ALREADY? IM JUST DOING YOU A FAVOR BABE!"

I started wheezing laughing at my joke while my best friend Jess runs towards me laughing as well

"Shit Alex let's go the cops are coming and Jesus change out of that damn diaper"

"NEVER! Muahhahahahaha"

I start running down the street of L.A with my best friend smiling and having the time of my life while wearing a diaper a white crop top and a bib with a pacifier around my neck you know I'm iced out bitch

*meanwhile at the Taco Bell down the road from Alex and jess*

3rd person

"Yo colbs brother how much you wanna bet I'll shit my pants tonight?"

"Mmm $69 you shit your pants by midnight"

"You're on brother"

Colby and jake laughing as they walk out onto the sidewalk

"POLICE! STOP NOW!"

Colby and jake look to their right to see a short girl running in a diaper and another girl that's much taller with a camera laughing her ass off

1st person

I look back to hearing the police shout I wink at Jess but her face goes from laughing to shock confused I turn around immediately ending up on the floor onto of another person

"Ow mother trucker dude that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick" I horse out rubbing my head that hit the person's chest a little too hard

"Uh sorry there missy I didn't know boss baby could run"

I snort at the dudes joke. I pull myself up dusting off my legs looking back at the guy apologizing

"Nah you're fine brother it happens. But if you don't mind me asking what's up with the...fit?"

"As if you haven't dressed like that jake you literally wore a diaper and wrestling mask once"

I look over to the guy with slight purple hair covering my mouth while trying not to laugh

"What's so funny you can't talk when you look like that!"

"what do you mean brother my fit is goals you're just jealous sorry loser lamer wannabe"

I flip my hair putting an L up to my forehead earning a chuckle come from Jess and the grape head

"Well Alex now that your fight is over we better dip before the popo comes and arrest us for like the 100th time"

I nod looking back to the two boys giving them a salute starting to turn around but get stopped

"Hey if you guys want you can just come back to our place? I mean I recognize you from YouTube so it's not like weird but it'll keep the cops off ya know?"

I smile to the grape boy and nod turning back around and walking up to them

"Cool well I'm Alex and this is Jess my best friend/mother because If I was alone God knows what I'd do"