[11:28 am]
[{the gays of the third floor}]
skarapace: well now that we know that the dishwasher is totaled
fidget spinner: fuk off
skarapace: no
skarapace: anygays
skarapace: can someone cook smth?
ededdndeddy: why cant ya cook smth for urself
skarapace: hw
cantseeme: aight have fun i guess
cantseeme: me nd vin r gonna chill
fidget spinner: is that a euphemism or am i having a fukin stroke?
simp: boscha no
fidget spinner: party pooper
simp: mature
cantseeme: no its not a euphemism bosch
fidget spinner: ooooo so ur gonna get lit?
cantseeme: lit as fuk ;)
fidget spinner: noice i wanna join
best girl: boscha no
best girl: we have work to do
cantseeme: work?
ededdndeddy: woRK?
Panic! at the gender: care to elaborate?
fidget spinner: fuk off binch
Panic! at the gender: i am hurt
fidget spinner: good
cantseeme: dont talk to my partner like that bitch
fidget spinner: square up u gay salad
badboi: gaY SALAD?
badboi: IM WHEEZING
fidget spinner: as u should
badboi: bhjkfdslk
simp: boscha stop
fidget spinner: no
[12:00 am]
[{gays who suck at math}]
[Thing 2 changed the chat name to {mittens has a crush haha}]
straight hair: boscha willow what happened between you two?
eye am gay: nothing
[Thing 2 changed their name to Certified mittens bullier]
Certified mittens bullier: i hate viney
eye am gay: no u dont
eye am gay: u good?
Certified mittens bullier: no
straight hair: eMIRA WHY DID YOU THROW MY HOODIE OUT THE WINDOW?
eye am gay: the one that u let luz borrow yesterday?
straight hair: YES
eye am gay: ah
straight hair: EMIRA WHY
Certified mittens bullier: bc viney is being hot
flower pot: really? Thats why you yeeted amity's hoodie and why you're yelling at boscha? Because viney is doing their whole 'am I a boy or a girl? who knows but everyone likes me so that makes everyone gay' thing
YOU ARE READING
Tell the gays on the third floor to calm down
FanfictionAmity is a simp, Luz is too nice for her own good and Boscha needs to stop touching what isnt hers. Basically a group chat au with the owl house characters