The Conversation With My Cousin

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okay so, I was at my Auntie's house, and she has 2 kids, a.k.a my cousins.

The oldest one is a girl who is 16 and her name is Brooklyn.

The youngest is a boy who is 9 and his name is Frankie.

So I was in thr kitchen hunting for some food. and Frankie walks in.

"Hey Gurleen, what's a hooker?"

I dropped my pretzel bag and nutella on the spot!!!

"Where did you learn to say that?!??!!"

"It was on HBO. There was a commercial, and it was like 'Hookers At the Point. At 11:30pm on Saturday.  check out alllll the hookers! what does it mean?"

"it means we're going out on Saturday.."

"what's a hooker?"

"Frankie let it go."

He starts throwing a fit in the kitchen.

"Hooker, hooker, hooker, hooker!"

I got so mad, I snapped.

"QUIT IT!"

His sister heard me and I knew that cause I heard thump thump thump coming down the stairs.

My cousin went from being my nigga, to my cousin's little cub once again.

So she comes downstairs and she was all,

"What the hell is going on?!"

"He wants to know what a hooker is."

"That's why you're yelling at him?" Freakin tears comin down her face.

"Fine. Frankie you wanna know what a Hooker is?"

"YEAH!"

"Those are your sister's friends."

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