"Y/n your my soulmate bish." He looked into your eyes. And you and him both kissed.
Every one around the store was clapping even pennywise. But then it all went silent.
Y/n you might only be (your age) but I'm thousands of years old and each year my weee weee gets a inch bigger he pulled it out and spun it around like a fan blade.
And I know I'm different and all but I'll have to return to my universe to be able to continue to survive I'll come every so often to see you.
While he was talking his pp was sorta just hanging there and and old woman in the background yelled I'll succ that daddy. And the coochie man just smiled at her and said sorry old hag but I already got someone to do that and with that he vanished in thin air.
WAIT I DIDNT GET TO SAY GOOD BYE NOO PLEASE!
"Eh I've sucked bigger anyways." The old woman said as she walked away.
