I only published this again for my friend fuck off
This is you:
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This is your bae:
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The sun was rising over the town of Choccolocco, Alabama, and there was something intoxicating in the air. No, it was not love, it was a massive leak of Nitrogen Dioxide from the nearby McDonald's in Walmart, after the manager had one to many Karens and decided to wreak havoc over every innocent person in Choccolocco.
You had decided to take a walk, along with your hairless mole rat, Dunkin Butterbeans. While taking your normal sidewalk route, you smelled the delicious aroma of hotdogs from the park, unknowing that the toxic leak was centering right there.
You strolled over to a hotdog stand, which looked as though it had been made by a 6 year old high on Jellied moose nose and Cheese Sticks. You turned around as a dashing headphone wearing hotdog brought out a boombox and began to rap.
Idk fucking think of it yourself
*Hot dog POV*
"Yes!" I thought to myself, seeing Y/Ns beautiful face light up after I finished my flourished rap about my innermost thoughts and feelings. Little did she know, I had been stalking her for months, killing the original Dunkin Butterbeans with a egg and injecting myself with a formula that cause me to give birth to hairless mole rats. Once I gave birth I replaced the rat so that way a part of me would always be with her. Now, all I have to do is see what she thinks.
*Your POV*
I was in a state of utter disdain. I had absolutely no idea who this handsome stranger was, but I may have just fallen in love.
But then, in the midst of my trance, he collapsed.
"Hotdog Man!" I screamed, rushing to his side. I gasped as the emergency alarm sounded.
I was prepared, though. I grabbed him and Dunkin Butterbeans, and rushed to my house. The alarms were ringing in my ear but I pressed on, locking the door and putting him on my couch.
I grabbed my emergency survival kit and started to board up the windows and doors, knowing only the strong would survive, but soon they would become twisted, insane, unlike anything the small town of Choccolocco has ever witnessed.
I finished and grabbed my pet supplies bag, then carried Dunkin and Hotdog Man down into my bunker.
I turned on the lights and set up Dunkin a lavish bed and food space, then turned to Hotdog Man with a exhausted sigh. I was so tired. I laid down on the air mattress beside him, leaning into him. I knew from my years of research and training that a gas that took that long to set in would only knock him out for a little while, falling asleep while dreaming of Dunkin.
*Hot dog man POV*
I woke up with a start, but tried to return to a calm state when I saw Y/N beside me. I looked around timidly, assessing the situation. I realized that whatever knocked me out caused us to run into her bunker, which I knew well from my years of stalking Y/N.
She stirred, opening her eyes and smiling at me. "Good Morning Handsome."
I pulled her up and looked into her eyes.
"Y/N.."
"Y-yeah?"
"Is this love?"
"No you stalker bitch"
I gasped as I looked down and realized that her mole rat had evolved into a giant flesh mound, smelling of cheese. I knew I shouldn't have bought that rat pregnancy for men!
"SIC DUNKIN, SIC!"
Then everything went black.
*Y/NS POV"
I giggled, petting Dunkin and filling his water, before putting on my McDonalds uniform, adjusting the manager name tag.
