Waiter/Waitress:Would you like a table?
Me:Bitch,no,I want a fucking carpet for two fucking bitches!
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I recommend not to do a lot of these, you may get in biiiig trouble.
YOU ARE READING
Do You Speak My Language?
HumorThis is a book about insults,comebacks,jokes,and randomness.I cuss a lot so beware.And this book IS OFFENSIVE. So I warned you.
