gbf ♡ larry

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T W O

"n. o. that means no!"

"please i can't trade my phone in until next week." louis begged. "please haz, pretty please with old worn out brown boots on top?" he gripped harry's arm looking like a little kid begging for candy.

there was no way i was doing this. no fucking way. he wanted to use my phone to try out some new app. guydar. supposedly it could find any other gays in a 30 mile radius that are connected to the same app. so basically a technological fed booty call.

"no it's sickening." harry sat up on the bed to face louis. "and plus what if someone knew it was me?"

"they couldn't, just post some cheesy ab shot and no one'll know." louis stated plainly batting his eyelashes at harry. "you'll just be another faceless torso in a sea of insecurity."

louis always tired this. he always tried to make himself look like some lost kitten that you'll give anything to. wait. like not in a sexual way. i mean there's no doubt in my mind that louis isn't attractive. it's just that he's louis. my best friend. it would just be weird to say it out loud, or in front of any other human being.

"no, use your moms phone or something."

"oh please she still has the flip phone on the planet." he tilted his head in a duh type motion.

louis eyes harry phone that sat on his dresser. "don't even-" louis was smaller than harry. which meant he was faster. "louuis." harry whined drooping his shoulders.

"hush up now." harry complied. he watched louis type away on his phone not even bothering to stop him. harry may be bigger in size, but louis had the loudest and sassiest personality that harry could never compete with.

when harry tried to make an attempt to sit up and grab his phone, louis saw an opportunity and took it. he pushed harry back on the counter lifting up his shirt and quickly snapped a picture.

"what the fu-"

"i said hush up!"

louis mum, jay, knocked on the door. "everybody decent?" she said walking in the room with her eyes covered.

"yes mum." louis groaned.

"just wanted to let you boys know that i won't be up here in an hour." harry pursed his lips in embarrassment.

she always did this. i mean-i love jay, but she is so obvious about knowing that louis is gay. he hasn't told her yet. he likes to think that she's clueless, but deep down i'm sure he knows that she knows.

"okay?" louis said in an annoyed tone.

"oh-i made chocolate cover strawberries. just in case you wanna-" she made some weird gesture that harry couldn't decipher. "okay." she gave them an awkward thumbs up. "one hour." and she was gone.