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Summary:
A crack fic in which Haruka fucks a pool.

... Yea, you read that right, Haruka Nanase has the hots for water. That's canon and you can't tell me otherwise.

The water has been ignoring Haruka, giving him no responses to anything he says or ask. Getting frustrated, he plans to make it scream.

Tags:
Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
M/M
Complete Work
17 November 2020
Word count: 1708

Link to my original work on Archive of our own that includes end notes, as well as more detailed tags.

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"Haru seriously? Put your clothes back on!" Makoto called as he grabbed the half naked boy and pulled him away from the tank of water.

"What?"

"You can't just get undressed any time you see water!" Makoto scolded the older male as he forced his clothes back on. "We're at a store, you can't get in the tank."

"But I-"

"Yea I know."

"Whatever," Haruka sighed in defeat.

'This totally sucks' he thought to himself as he followed the others through the store, almost drooling anytime he saw anything related to water.

"Makoto.." Haruka whined a few feet behind them.

"Ugh.. here," he said as he reached into Nagisa's bag and grabbed a bottle of water. "This should be enough for now right?"

Grabbing the bottle, Haru immediately opened it and dipped his fingers inside, almost moaning at the feeling.

"Hey hey, stick to drinking in public, ok?" Nagisa said as he quickly pulled the hydrosexual's fingers out. Nagisa had started to call him that as soon as he realized how serious the older male was about the water. They all knew Haruka's feelings towards water. How he couldn't control himself, but that didn't mean they understood it. They were swimmers too, and love the sport and water just as much, but never had they ever wanted to bed the liquid.

Bringing his fingers to his lips, Haru licked off the remaining water before taking the bottle to his mouth.

"Beautiful," Rei commented as he watched Haruka's he tilt his chin back to take a swig. This of course earned a jealous punch to the side from Nagisa. Once the taller boy doubled over in pain, the honey blonde took his glasses, placing them on his own face before running off.

"N-Nagisa! Give them back right now!" Rei called as he ran after the giggling boy. "I can't see without them."

Makoto watched as they ran off, chuckling to himself. Turning back he looked at the male engrossed in the water bottle in his hands. Since the bottle was metal, Makoto couldn't see inside, but he could easily tell what the older boy was doing.

"Are you really sticking your tongue in there?"

"Mm.. huh?"

"Come on."

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"It's.. it's raining" Makoto sighed as they walked out of the store.

"Wow," Rei gleamed. "The rain dances on the ground so beautifully." He said entranced, earning a glare from both Nagisa and Haru.

"What, are you a hydrosexual too now?" Nagisa questioned.