D̶e̶a̶r̶ Maths,
If this letter does not find you on your deathbed, I do hope it sends you there.
I would suggest that you really get your life in order, because the fact that you are asking kids and teenagers to solve your problems cannot be a good sign. On a completely unrelated side note, whilst doing some questions on taxes yesterday, I received a phone call from a certain Mr. Vijay Mallya, who wanted to know your location. I told him to go to hell, where you would surely be awaiting him. Coming back to your personal life, I really do not want to find your 'x's and I definitely do not want to know why. All I know is that your squares and triangles have left me in a wreck-tangle.
When I was 10, I was astounded to see a letter in maths. Now, I'm astonished when I see a number in it. I end this letter by happily announcing that from now on the amount of mathematics in my life will be equal to cos 90°.
Yours disgruntledly,
Uday Tej Singh
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Letter to Maths
HumorA hopefully humorous rant on the much vaunted subject of Mathematics.
