Phantasy Becomes Reality (A Danisnotonfire and Amazingphil Phanfiction)

Falling Balls

I'm gonna get so wasted tonight, I thought to myself as Phil turned on the water to the shower upstairs. I really love Phil and if he doesn't love me I can say, "I didn't say that, vodka did" and just move on like it never happened.

I reassume the browsing position and start scrolling through tumblr on a specific tag, naked Phil. Everything about him turns me on, from his electric eyes to the way he talks to the bulge in his crotch that I only think about but never mention. Now I have a boner, great.

Just then the water turns off upstairs but I don't hear Phil climb out of the shower. Instead I hear, "Dan, can you grab a towel for me? I forgot to get one."

Shit, now he's gonna see my boner and think it was by him. Well it was but I've never actually seen Phil naked before. What if I can't hold myself back? What if I'm to obvious that I want him?

"Dan, I'm freezing!" I'm snapped back to reality by the wail of my roommate.

"Hold on, I have to find one first."

"Take your time, I'm just freezing my balls off."

Well that sounds like a good prospect to me I thought as I sift through the clean laundry.

When I finally find one of the fluffy chocolate colored towels that just happen to be Phils favorite, I don't go to the bathroom right away. Instead I mentally prepare myself for possibly the greatest thing I will ever experience.

If I get turned on by Phil it will ruin our friendship forever.

I realize I can't risk seeing Phil naked so I have to devise a plan. I knock on the bathroom door.

"Phil?"

"Do you have the towel? My balls are so cold they're about to fall off" Phil replies

"Yeah I do. Just come to the door, I'll hand it to you."

"Don't be a twat. Just come in here like a man and give me the towel."

"I'll just leave it out here and you can get it when I'm gone" I stutter as I set down the towel and bolt down the stairs.