Bp at mama

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Jisoo: /smiling to look nice/

Lisa:  /clapping so that she doesn't fall asleep/

Rosé: /waving at blinks who had the foodsé poster/

Jennie: /yarning and giving 0 shits/

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Jennie: so what's the deal

Lisa: "Blackping is the boss bitch then who you gonna leave all these awards for mama" can i add this?

Jennie: ooohh that sounds fire

Jisoo: we can't do tha-

Lisa: of course we can, we're fucking BLACKPINK

Jennie: AYYA JUST RAP THIS SHIT MANOBAN

Rosé: if we having lunch after that, then im down

Jisoo: le sigh

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Lisa: hey people are coming, should we bow ?

Rosé: who got time for that

Jennie: /cough/ i ain't bowing to no peasants

Jisoo: I'm blind

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Jisoo: guys, i think i see a blonk...

Rosé: where?

Jisoo: /points at the bitch holding Cancel JENNIE poster/  there

Jennie: /aNnoyed/

MC: BLACKPINK WINS THE BEST FEMALE DANCE CHOREOGRAPHY

Blackpink: /walking towards stage/

Lisa: /gets close to the fans and snathes 1 hammer lightstick/

Lisa: /slyly sLamS thAT on blOnks head/

Everyone: /SHOOKETH/

Blinks: /cheering for lisa/

Jisoo: WAIT LISA STOP

Rosé: that's what you get for messing  with us

Jennie: /aCtiNg sad/

Jennie: /whispers: y0u th0uGht dUmb hoE/

Lisa: /drAmatiC haiRfliP/

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Jennie: /doing speech/

Jennie: first of all i would like to thank mama awards for having the common sense to give me-- i mean giVE us this award. i think that this would have never been possible without these 4 special persons.

Jisoo: /feeling like a proud mom/

Jennie: and of course, needless to say that i'm eternally thankful for Me Myself My & I .





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