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Y/n Shower thoughts

This is just something random. This has Dirty topics and cuss words, so if you aren't comfortable with it, please leave. Thank you. Also, these thoughts didn't come from me. I found them on google. If you want to know how to find them, look up: "High shower thoughts"

Y/n, Bakugo and Kirishima were viben' in Bakugo's dorm, when Y/n just starts saying random shit.

"Sex is like math."

Bakugo and Kirishima both look at her confused. "Eh?"

"You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs and pray you don't multiply."

Kirishima turns red when he pictures her doing those things. "You better no be thing of anything nasty, Shitty Hair!" Bakugo says as he smacks Kirishima's head.

"Turning up volume is like zooming in. But with sound."

Y/n says, earning her some looks from the two boys. "Are you fucking drunk?" "No, she's not. And if she was: Drunk words are sober thoughts." Kirishima says.

"You can't move you're top lip."

Bakugo tries to move his top lip. Kirishima just watches him do it as he takes a sip of his strawberry milk.

"A ass load of dildos is just one dildo."

Kirishima spits his drink out.

"If love is blind, how is there love at first sight?"

"Why the fuck are you thinking this shit?!" Bakugo yells.

"If a morgue worker dies, they'd still need to come to work one more time."

"I-" The two boys didn't know what to say.

"If you remove all laws, the crime rate would be 0%"

Bakugo and Kirishima look at each other. Bakugo then snatches the strawberry milk out his hand, because Y/n drunk some of his milk before saying random shit.

"Why aren't Iphone chargers called Apple Juice?"

Bakugo and Kirishima just stare at her.

"When you're swimming underwater, you're also swimming above it."

Kirishima and Bakugo sit there dumbfounded as Bakugo gives Kirishima back the milk. "Drink it! It will make you smarter!" "Hey!"

"When a pregnant woman swims underwater, she becomes a human submarine."

"Does she always think like this?" Denki asks as him and Sero walk into the room. Kirishima just shrugs and drinks some of his milk.

"What happens when I get scared half to death twice?"

The four boys just sit there, dumbfounded.

"If I was a security guard at a Samsung store, would that make me a guardian of the galaxy?"

"What the hell did I just walk into?" Kai says as she sits next to Y/n.

"If Professor X can move any object with his mind, why can't he move his legs?"

Kai ponders about that. "How the fuck does she come up with this shit?!" Bakugo shouts.

"If Jesus walked on water, does that mean he could swim on land?"

Bakugo just gets up and leaves his dorm with out saying anything.

"Is it weird we have little voices in our heads? Like the one you use to read."

"Kirishima? Is there something in you're drink?" Denki asks. "No. It's just strawberry malk." "Oh god. We have to go through this again?!"

"Why is there a D in fridge but not one in refrigerator?"

"What the hell??" Kai shouts.

"Have you ever noticed that short is spelled longer than long?"

"I don't know what to say at this point." Sero says.

"Is there another word for synonym?"

"I don't know if I can keep up." Kai says.

"If you were born deaf, what language would you think in?"

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"If two vegans are fighting, is it still considered beef?"

"How the fuck does she come up with this shit?" Kai asks.

"Why is a building called a building if it was already built?"

"I done." They all say and leave. "Where the fuck did they go?" Y/n asks. "What the fuck was I just listening to??" Aizawa says.