Unrequited Love (Byakuya Togami x Eridan Ampora)

Kyoko. What. The Fuck.

Byakuya's POV:

Who the hell could possibly be bothering me now? I slowly opened my eyes to see an old acquaintance of mine. Kyoko Kirigiri. I rolled down to window as Kyoko folded her arms and raised a brow.

"Well, well, well. I fucking knew it you piece of shit cuck." Kyoko sternly said in her monotone voice.

"What? You're not even making sense!" I retorted.

Kyoko replied, "Bro you're fucking gay I knew it."

"Huh? What the hell?!" I raised a brow at the girl's words.

"Ok bye you stinky bastard." Kirigiri raised her hand and walked away.

Gay? Me? Hell no. I hate gay people. They disgust me! This silly girl and her funny words. Who would I even be gay for!

Eridan's POV:

i wwalked towwards the cashier wwith a name tag that read "Shuichi". i set the cologne on the desk and examined the teen boy. he had shitty emo hair that partly covvered his eyes, followwed by heavvy eyeliner that made him look like he wwas from 2008. i slightly cringed.

"Is there a problem, rawr X3?" shuichi said, my mouth agape as i gave a sort of disgusted look.

"no nothing. its just your makeup and hair is kind of.. distasteful." i replied, mentally slapping myself.

"UWU! Well, my girlfriend thinks I look fine, so as long as she's happy, I don't really mind my looks. o///o" wwoww. my lonely ass self feels like crumbling right about noww. howw did this freak get a girlfriend but not me! wwhatevver.

"hmph. didnt ask."

":? But you jus-"

"didnt. ask." i angrily replied as shuichi me the cologne and receipt.

i grunted as i stormed out the store, not caring about the young lady trying to check my receipt. is the wworld just tryin to torment me today wwith this shitty lovve thing? wwell its not funny! urgh, just gotta givve cro his shitty cologne and i can rest for the day.

i wwalked on the sidewwalk, making my wway to my hiv- er um, house, wwhen all of a sudden aradia comes up out of fuckin no wwhere wwhich makes no sense but ok and begins to speak to me.

aradia gave me her usual look and said, "Haha. L0l. Gay ass." slapping my shoulder right after.

"huh? wwhat the fuck?" i asked dumbfounded.

"0h d0n't act like I didn't see it all happen. It was l0ve at first sight! Perfect match! I need to tell Nepeta about this!" aradia clasped her hands quickly and wwalked awway, leavving me confused.

gay ass? lovve at first sight? wwho and wwhat is she talking about? ivve been rejected multiple times and none of the people wwere evven remotely interested in me! wwell, wwhatever shes tryin to say, its preposterous. i need to bring this shit to cro.

this wwalk is letting me be alone wwith my thoughts. hopefully i can figure out what aradia said to me, most liekly wwont, but wwhatevver. aradia said gay, but wwho could she be talking about? i havent met anyone neww in so long- wwait. oh no. did she think that the blonde man from the store wwas some wweird crush? wwe just fought ovver cologne and he wwanted to see my place!

wwell, shes probably turning into a lunatic. none of my concerns. after wwalking for wwhat seemed like hours, i finally got to my house and opened the door to see cro wwatching "grease" for the (probably) thousandth time.

"hey dude, you got it?" cro asked and pointed to me.

"yeah. i gotta go. just take the shit." i chucked the cologne at him and stormed off.

Cronus's POV:

vwhat's up vwith him? hm. probably girl problems. that feferi chick probably ditched him again. judging by the looks of it, he'll probably die alone. vwhat a loser.