Luna:
Someone hid it.
Butler:
Is everything alright?
Luna:
The body disappeared.
Butler:
On its own?
Luna:
No, a Tooth Fairy took it.
Chef:
What happened?
Butler:
The body disappeared.
Chef:
On its own? Is he a zombie?!
Det. Benny:
No! The murderer took it. They don't want us to finish this business. Luna, come. We need more clues.
They are walking towards William's room.
Det. Benny:
This is all too weird. Why did he invite us anyway?
Luna:
He said that it is a celebration. Nothing more.
Det. Benny:
It's almost as if this whole shindig of a hootenanny was just a ruse. William was my friend. For years. But then he went quiet. I knew something was wrong, I just never figured out what. Now I guess I never will. There is a murderer here amongst us and we need to find him. So, the real question is we should be asking is: Who stood to gain the most from William's death? Now, in my thorough analysis, I discovered that in the addition to being stabbed, he was also poisoned, beaten, strangled, drowned and shot. In that order.
Luna:
Wow!
Det. Benny:
So, we're gonna have to do a detective-like thing and go through his most private and personal possessions.
They entered his room. It was in a huge mess.
Det. Benny:
Look for any clues. A small detail can be important.
They looked around the room. Luna noticed a broken picture with Mason on it. She wanted to show it to Benny, but Mason appeared in front of her.
Captain Mason:
Is the investigation going well?
Det. Benny:
Maybe, now leave. We can handle it.

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Who Killed William?
Mystery / ThrillerThis is my version of Who Killed Markiplier. I did the best I could. Warnings: mentions of death, mentioned smut