Emma:
STOP! What are you doing?!
Captain Mason:
You shouldn't be here, Emma.
Mayor Dean:
Where were you anyway?
Emma:
I forgot something at my house.
Butler:
Madame, I'm afraid you've come at a very inopportune time. Something dreadful has happened here.
Emma:
I can see that, and I'm glad I came back here before it got any worse.
Chef:
This is only the tip of the iceberg! And it's a big iceberg. How can I put this delicately? WILLIAM IS FRIGGIN' DEAD!
Emma:
What?!
Chef:
Dead, like my hopes and dreams. And he's a flesh-eating zombie, too!
Emma:
Homo necrosis.
Captain Mason:
Exactly, hence the guns.
Luna:
That is not "hence the guns"!
Butler:
Stop waving those bloody guns around!
Emma:
Hol-hold on! Tell me what happened! How did William... die?
Mayor Dean:
It was murder. And worse yet... The body is missing.
Emma:
What? Show me. And don't say that word.
Luna:
What word? Murder?
Emma:
Yes! That word!
Butler:
Well, I mean murder is a rather accurate description of what occur-
Emma:
Can you not sense the negative energy?!
Det. Benny:
You are saying it was negative energy that murdered William?
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Who Killed William?
Misteri / ThrillerThis is my version of Who Killed Markiplier. I did the best I could. Warnings: mentions of death, mentioned smut
