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FNAF SHIPS.

Okay so- if you didnt know im in the fnaf fandom. It has its good things about it- and of course bad things just like any fandom. And obviously there are the ships. Oh fnaf ships. Me and fnaf ships have a complicated relationship i suppose- some im okay with, others i despise with my whole being. Thisll just be my opinion on all of the ships i know about and ill state why i like or dislike or hate them. This is just my opinion soooo- if youre offended sorry not sorry. 

Alright so ill start with ones i DISLIKE first- so i can end on a positive note.  

So i absolutley DESPISE any incest ships. I dont care what it is- i hate it. For those of you who DONT know- dont go looking. They exist and they are BAD. Theres michael x william, michael x c.c, cc x mike x william (yes it exists yes i read it yes its as bad as it sounds) michael x elizabeth, i dont care. I hate it. Its nasty and does not need to exist. Stop supporting incest people thats gross. USUALLY these incest ships invlove smut and lemon too. LOTS of william x michael smut- and its not pretty. Pretty sure its some kind of fetish and its disgusting. Most of the will x mike is also r*pe which is unacceptable to be supporting. Yes it is supporting if you write about it to get off, not to accuratly portray it but thinking its hot and portraying it as such. Stop incest ships thank you. 

Now the second type of ship i HATE is animatronic x human ships. This is a very very common thing, especially in gacha life and its ridden throughout the fandom. Most popular robot x human ships include: michael x ennard, cc x nightmare, william x glitchtrap (ik glitch isnt a robot but it falls into the same category) william x springtrap, michael x foxy, william x freddy, and ive seen so many with william and michael x ANY animatronics. If you can think of it, it exists. 

I LOATH michael x ennard for an abundance of reasons, and next to incest is a ship a hate most. First of all, ennard is a robot guys. A robot. He doesnt even have a soul. As much as i know, the ft animitronics are combinations of all the remnant from the original five kids. (As far as i know i could be wrong). And ennard is a combination of ALL the ft robots, which includes circus baby, ft freddy, ft foxy, and ballora. The main four anyways. Idk if lolbit is in there, but my point is the same. Ennard has no soul of his own (or their own i suppose). Hes just a combo of all the other souls, which includes elizabeth. Michaels sister. Which is incest and has already been discussed. Ive seen people say "oh just take cb out!!! There you go!!" Dude its still all the other childrens souls- and possibly mikes mother as ballora (not confirmed to be canon so i can let it slide). ALSO- you guys cb DOES get taken out- well kicked out. Thats CANON. Circus baby was the leader, hence why ennards a clown. Once she gets kicked out of ennard- ft freddy gains control as leader creating molten freddy. If you kick out cb youre shipping mike and molten. SECOND ennard  KILLED michael and then CRAWLED INSIDE OF HIM. It literally doesnt make sense why would mike suddenly forgive ennard for killing him he would not be attracted to the ROBOT that took his life away. Ennard MURDERED mike. Thats not happenin just forgiving the thing that killed him. Also back to first point ennards a robot mike is a human. Just no. Ennard was his organs for a short time- no ennard didnt SAVE him by going inside him. Michael was saved by the remnant injected into him by the scooper when he died. Please stop shipping this its weird. Ive seen ennard portrayed as "uwu softy boi" like ew no he aint he killed michael. Another thing, ALOT of stories and gacha things have had ennard R*PE mike and michael just forgives him la dee da!!! NO. Stop it. Get some help. This ship is weird please for the love of god stop its gross.

Okay i also DO NOT like cc x nightmare. One: its a robot and cc is a child. Nightmare is a big SCARY animitronic who terrorized poor cc in his dreams. You dont get attracted to that. If you do probably stockholm syndrom or youre insane. Two cc is a CHILD. A KID. Ive seen smut of them and thats not okay to have a child with a big scary animitronic. Thats weird- and just no. Stop. There isnt any reason TO ship them. I dont understand. 

William x glitchtrap/springtrap. Guys this is selfcest. Actually glitch and spring ARE william afton. Unless youre talking about springBONNIE which is an animitronic SUIT which see previous things its robot x human and thats a no. Why are you shipping william with himself??? This is the one character that HAS  potential ship- his WIFE. Who either died or left him. We dont know. Why are you- stop with the selfcest please its just... god no please.

As for the william and michael x robots- those are dead kids souls. Thats ped*phillia!! Stop that shit!!! Also more robot x human? No thanks.

Okay now the robot x robot ships. Im... semi okay with this. As long as its JUST the suits (ill get to the kids souls in a sec dw) if its the suits and like they have their own personalities and stuff- sure okay. I think fredbear x springbonnie is cute. Ive seen foxy x bonnie and i dont really ship it-Its not AWFUL tho as long as its just the robots okay. This is chill. Im alright with this. As a kid i shipped mangle and foxy and chica and bonnie with each other. Mostly based on tony cry nights stuff. So yeah this is fine as long as its not the souls.

Human x human ship. This is absolutley okay (no incest and no pedo shit.) go ahead and ship some humans. Im okay with william x mrs afton, william x henry, michael x charlie (i always assumed they were the same age and like what if charlie didnt die and grew up 👀 i dunno i love this one and some of the fanart is lit. Also they both went through alot as a kid so they could bond over that idk) susie x elizabeth (otp i love), and yeah those are ones i ll personally like the most. Go ahead and ship people if you want, thats chill! If you wanna ship the SOULS of the kids- okay sure. Say the SOUL though- like... i wouldnt say liz x chica. No. I say liz x susie. Dont say mike x bonnie or foxy, say the kids name. 

Okay i think ive covered all if not all types of ships uwu. This is my opinion please respect that- i may have gotten a little heated but yeah.