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Wilhelm: "y'know, I always wondered... How on Earth in this case Remnant do weapons transform from high caliber rifles to deadly weapons at close range."

Edward: "Fair point."

Paul: "We don't question the logic of the architects."

Connor: "What?"

Paul: "Shh."

They were listening in on Jaune pathetically trying to ask Weiss out, the guys were grinning, it was a hopeless attempt, and right as class ended they were having full on wide smiles.

Jaune: "Oh..." *Headdesk*

Nearly everyone walking past Jaune made a comment on his failed attempt.

Yang: "One day."

Paul: "Better luck next time Buckaroo."

Wilhelm: "We've all been there."

Connor: "F"

Edward: "Failure is not the end lad."

Edward patted Jaune's back and walked away to join the rest of the agents.

*Timeskip brought to you by Jaune trying out Black Judgement*

The agents were talking to each other about a new Foundation GMV (Ground Mobility Vehicle) that they saw on the forum.

Edward: "No, it's like a cat."

Paul: "Like a what?"

Connor: "Like a Puma."

Wilhelm: "... A Puma..."

Connor: "It does doesn't it?"

Wilhelm: "How am I supposed to know!? You're the cat-guy!"

Edward: "He makes a point, the engineers are always cooking up stuff for missions. Crazy modifications, new weapons, blah blah blah."

Paul: "Fair enough."

Wilhelm: "Still, the damn thing looks like a warthog."

Connor: "No-no-no seriously look, it's like a puma."

Connor shows him a picture of a puma to the vehicle.

Wilhelm: "Huh, fair enough..."

Paul: "I agreed from the start."

Edward: "Because you're the backwoods Texas boy."

Paul: "You talkin' smack about Texas!?"

Edward: "Not this again."

Wilhelm: "No he isn't, he's just stating the fucking obvious Paul."

Connor: "Hey, I'm from Texas too, and to be fair... You do give in to your crazy Texan tendencies."

Paul: "Wasn't your high school mascot 'Wolves?'"

Connor: "What's wrong with wolves? They're pretty cool!"

Paul: "But you're a cat."

Connor: "I will claw your eyes out."

Wilhelm: "Hey wait a minute weren't we supposed to join team RWBY?"

Edward: "Uhhhhh."

Connor: "We didn't discuss this."

Wilhelm: "Riiiiight."

Paul: "I'd say let's go."

Wilhelm: "Why?"

Paul: "You guys got something better to do?"

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