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Chapter 300 Special

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Dear Evan Hansen

Connor: Jared, why is the pantry filled with Girl Scout cookies?
Jared: You told me to go grocery shopping.

Be More Chill

Michael: I need to confess something...
Michael: I'm evil.
Jeremy: You ate the last piece of cake didn't you.

Stranger Things

Eleven: I made everyone friendship bracelets.
Lucas: Eh, you know I'm not really a jewelry person...
Eleven: You don't have to wear it-
Lucas: No. I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off.

Heathers

J.D., laying on the floor face down: Why am I not a banana?
Veronica: Because your genetic code dictates that you're a human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50-60% of your DNA with a banana.
Heather D: Are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than others?

Hamilton

Alexander: These people are my best friends.
Alexander: I've known them for twelve hours.

Six

Katherine: There is only one thing worse than getting beheaded.
*Rips of a card to reveal "Boleyn getting beheaded"*
Aragon: *gasp* Boleyn.
Jane: nO!

Sanders Sides

Virgil: Being a British Royal sounds so boring. You have to change your religion, you can't defend yourself from the media. Name one benefit of being a British Royal.
Janus: You get to be related to Queen Elizabeth.
Virgil: Okay, I'll give you that one.

The Palls

Denis, Sketch, and Alex: *arguing*
Sub: guys, gUYS! Stop fighting! Can't we just appreciate each other? :D
Denis:
Sketch:
Denis: Sub, what happened to you?
Sketch: Did you hit your head on a door?
Alex: He's never positive something is definitely wrong-

Newsies

Les: Davey, look who showed up! It's Jack!
Davey: See? I told you if we left food out, it'd attract something.

SpongeBob The Musical

Squidward: I'll have you know, I am a Musician!
Plankton: Yeah, what do you play? Like, the Dumbbell?

Yandere Simulator

Kizana: It's illegal to be cuter than me.
Osoro: Then I guess we're all going to jail.

The Magic Schoolbus

Ralphie, at the door: [yells] DING DONG!!!
Dorothy Ann, opening the door: Hello???
Ralphie: *Points at a piece of paper at the door that reads "doorbell broken, yell 'ding dong' very loudly"*
Dorothy Ann: ... CARLOS! THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT WHEN I ASKED YOU TO FIX THE DOORBELL!

Hazbin Hotel

Angel Dust: I'm doing well for someone who's internally breaking down every second of their life.

Helluva Boss

Millie: *stabs and throws knives at someone*
Millie: *rips apart someone's body*
Moxxie, filming everything: THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND!!!
Moxxie: You go, babe! You put the cute in execute!

My Hero Academia

Katsuki: YOU SON OF A BITCH
Izuku: What the fuCK DID YOU JUST CALL MY MOTHER?!
Katsuki: I meant your dad
Izuku: What the fuCK DID YOU JUST CALL ALL MIGHT?!

Yuri on ice!!

Yuri: Let's make the house look nice for Victor.
Yurio: He doesn't care what things look like.
Yuri: Why would you say that?
Yurio: He married you.

Beetlejuice

Lydia: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you're going to die.
Delia: My favorite is "butt dial" vs "booty call".
Adam: It's called connotation.
Beetlejuice: Also, "forgive me father, I have sinned" vs "sorry daddy, I've been naughty"
Barbara: Great news! Language is now canceled.